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Don't do graffiti. It is norty. You will get in trouble. Your mummy will be sad. You will be a loser. You won't get a job. Ever. You will be a bum. A tramp. Your house will be a cardboard box. You will eat it. Because you are hungry. And you have to search bins for food. Then you will have no house. Because you ate it. But it was yummy. But not like at The Ivy. They don't have cardboard boxes. So there. You are rubbish. No-one likes you. You won't have babies. Because you smell. Girls don't wanna touch you. But you don't care. You don't like girls anyway. They are icky, like poopoo. Not like graffiti. Graffiti is fun. But it is norty. If you do graffiti you are bad.

:king: king fim :king: Quoted post DOPE! :yuck: Quoted post nice Quoted post i love the way fim uses a contempory style to make his art look like it was painted by a child who knows nothing about graffiti when in fact he is a 40 year old master artist, its so ironic Quoted post mmm.yes he is pretty good at graffiti :haha: lol fukn toy Quoted post [/b] People write for different reasons. I'd rather be shit and hit steel than be king of the canvases. So get off your high horses you fucking pseudo style police. Graffiti is for wankers anyway, so fuck all you cunts. I was trying to post some runners that I spotted last week on SWT, but this site aint working. Bye

Bye bye 12oz. I'm going to miss you.

http://www.seenworld.com/images/fullsize/Trains/page1/1handofdoom1980.jpg'> Doesnt come close to the original, done over 20 years earlier. Bring on the hate.

http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00371608f00000153.jpg'> Bumpkin lined for painting london rolling stock. In service.

http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00371608f00000153.jpg'> Bumpkin being lined for having the audacity to paint London rolling stock. Commuter train in service.

I heard that Oker is a giant who is over 6'8 tall and he plays basketball and wears green trainers because they match his green tshirts which make him look like the Jolly Green Giant because his dad is a film director who made the adverts and put Oker in the videos as the starring actor which is why he is so rich and can afford so much paint because he is famous and he gets people asking him for autographs all the time which is why he is so good at writing his name which is really Oker which is why he gets in trouble with the police because it is his real name and they know who he is and they arrest him and take his clothes and his green trainers and make him wear those black plimsols which makes him mad because he needs green so he turns into the incredible hulk and smashes through the cell doors and that is how he gets away because he is so strong and he can do things like that and can run away really fast but not as fast as in the Hollywood movie because everybody knows that that was rubbish because that could never happen in real life not like the TV series from when I was a kid because that was real and the Incredible Hulk really do exist ok don't think that I am lying because I don't like rhat being said and I take that very seriously in fact I think that that could constitute as being slanderous if you were to say that and I could take you to court for it and make lots of money if I lived in America but I don't so maybe I would do it and see if I could get you sent to prison for it because graffiti is bad and it makes little children piss in their pants and cry so it is evil and we don't like it so you should all stop doing it now please ok because Tony Blair doesn't like it and his son is a drunk who got arrested for underage drinking but I bet that he didn't get charged for it because of who his dad is and it's the same with Prince Harry who is apparently a drug addict just because he smokes marijuana which is obviously illegal but I bet that the royal protection squad officers don't arrest him for it because they are protecting him but they would arrest anybody else even Tony Blair's son which is why I think that the Prime Minister is a hypocrite because he should take a look at his own family and realise that if everybody else is a fuckup then so is he and that drinking is perfectly normal in our society and that he is a busybody and should stop trying to influence us and I would have said this to his face because I actually met him once but he was surrounded by protection officers but not royal ones because he is not that special he is just a token figurehead not like the royal family who actually perform state duties and do useful things for our country instead of travelling round the world on taxpayers' money and entering into insider property deals with known conmen and then lying about it in a coverup before being found out because there were no weapons of mass destruction in the house in the first place and it was all a big lie just to get Saddam to move out because the stupid man was squatting there and they wanted to throw him out by force by the law in this country is so stupid that the squatter has more right than the property owner and that is why Tony Blair wanted to change the law but he couldn't because the house of lords stopped him because they are cool like that and they all smoke draw up there which is why the seats there are made from red leather because it matches their bloodshot eyes instead of green leather in the houses of parliament which are green because they sell green to the house of lords which is how they make all their money but not like Oker because he is green because his dad is a film director who made him the incredible hulk which is why he is so good at tagging because that is his name.

Oh, ok. My bad. It's just that I keep hearing people saying that NT are headed up by an arrogant, steroid-munching bullyboy who has a Gestapo-style list of people that he has banned from Brighton and wants to beat up. I also heard that he was hated to such an extent that someone actually went out and did a dub at London Bridge to insult him. That's why I assumed that this pannel must be a pisstake. I've met a few of the NT lot and they seemed alright to me. I guess that the rumours about some of them being cunts aren't true, then? Sorry, I'm pretty gullible :(

I realise that NT are hated by the majority of London and Brighton writers, but isn't it taking it a bit far for someone to go out and do a pannel to take the piss out of them? Is this NT are PRIX pannel anything to do with the AROE IS A GRASS trackside in London Bridge? :confused:

No, he was talking about pannels. But it doesnt matter either way. I'm not going to be painting any more wholecars any time soon, and I very much doubt that I'll ever see a wholecar from you. http://www.morganm.nildram.co.uk/forumstuff/endthread.gif'>

Actually, thinking about it, you're right... If you're doing a window-down wholecar then you would have to paint over the door handles, door hinges and the bottom half of the hand-rails that run alongside the doors. Plus those knobbly bits that stick out, if you know the ones I mean. If you're doing a small enough pannel then you can opt to paint between the doors, but to be honest, it's not even that much of an issue. You're not going to be fucking about in the yard, worrying about a handrail, if you've only got 45 minutes to paint a wholecar (or 15 minutes if you are in NT).

Only if you're a lanky bastard who can reach that high ;)

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http://www.graffiti.org/dj/trains/wholecars/large/wc5.jpg'> Full colour 1-man t2b wc Can't be that hard. I expect flicks of yours by the end of the week :lol:

I forgot to say that the bottom picture is of a very old Diet tag and a Mean tag and throwup. I can't find any flicks of his current throwup, but it is one of (if not the) best throwup in London.