OLD STORY: 96' OR 97'
DOIN THIS FINE FILIPINO GIRL,
IN THE MIDDLE,
HAD NO LUBE,
I RAN TO THE BATHROOM ONLY FINDING THE UNDER-ARM DEODERANT "GEL" SO I SLAPPED SOME ON MY COCK,
WENT BACK IN THE ROOM STARTED BACK WHERE I LEFT OFF,
OUT OF NOWHERE SHE SAYS ,
WAIT A MINUTE I TOOK THE LOTION OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND LEFT IT IN MY CAR FROM TANNING,
WHAT DID YOU USE,
I SAY DON'T WORRY,
SHE ASKS AGAIN,
I FINALLY SAY WHAT I USED,
SHE SCREAMS GET THAT OUT OF ME!
I DON'T WANT THAT IN ME!!!
PULLED OUT,
HAD TO RUN IT MANUALLY!
DAMNIT!