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IRON CHEF

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  1. TRUE: TPBM: HAS NEVER OWNED A VEHICLE AND NEVER PLANS TO.
  2. FALSE: TPBM: WILL ADMIT TO LIKING PORTLANDIA RIGHT NOW!
  3. TRUE AND FALSE TPBM: THINKS IT'S UNFAIR THAT I DIDN'T ANSWER 1 OR THE OTHER.
  4. OLD STORY: 96' OR 97' DOIN THIS FINE FILIPINO GIRL, IN THE MIDDLE, HAD NO LUBE, I RAN TO THE BATHROOM ONLY FINDING THE UNDER-ARM DEODERANT "GEL" SO I SLAPPED SOME ON MY COCK, WENT BACK IN THE ROOM STARTED BACK WHERE I LEFT OFF, OUT OF NOWHERE SHE SAYS , WAIT A MINUTE I TOOK THE LOTION OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND LEFT IT IN MY CAR FROM TANNING, WHAT DID YOU USE, I SAY DON'T WORRY, SHE ASKS AGAIN, I FINALLY SAY WHAT I USED, SHE SCREAMS GET THAT OUT OF ME! I DON'T WANT THAT IN ME!!! PULLED OUT, HAD TO RUN IT MANUALLY! DAMNIT!
  5. OBAMA HAS INTERNET CONTROL http://www.fastcompany.com/1721753/egypt-internet-kill-switch
  6. TRUE (DUH!) TPBM: TAKES SHIT-TALK ON THE WEB TOO SERIOUSLY.
  7. NOT REALLY CHAMP, DEF NOT DRY SNITCHIN EITHER. HINT WHO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT BETTER OR STFU. IT'S 12OZ, EXPECT CONFLICT.
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