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Sex Jokes....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by NoEZ, Oct 15, 2003.

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  1. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Sex jokes.....this was emailed to me.

    Q. What doesn't belong in this list:

    Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?






    A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or






    wife, but you can't beat a blowjob









    Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?






    A. So men can be open minded.









    Q. What's the speed limit of sex?






    A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.









    Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?






    A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.









    Q. What's the difference between your






    paycheck and your cock?






    A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!









    Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...






    A. "Is it in?"









    Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?






    A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.









    Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy






    Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?






    A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.









    Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?






    A. One of his fingers is clean.









    Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?






    A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.









    Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?






    A. Nobody eats parsley.









    Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?






    A. Kermits Finger









    Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?






    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.









    Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?






    A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber






    breaks, you're screwed.
     
  2. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    i think a lot of people are going to refer you to the offensive jokes thread. im not one of those people
     
  3. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Let em...if they want it there..let the mod do the dirty work. I don't come here to please people.
     
  4. Rectum

    Rectum Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2002 Messages: 1,501 Likes Received: 0
    Q. How does the New Zealander know his sister's got her period?









    A. His Brother's dick tastes funny :crazy:
     
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    at this point, I'm the only one that matters... change your spacing up too... <return> does not equal suspense...

    theyitgo
     
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