NoEZ Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Sex jokes.....this was emailed to me. Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?" Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months. Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley. Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? A. Kermits Finger Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 i think a lot of people are going to refer you to the offensive jokes thread. im not one of those people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Let em...if they want it there..let the mod do the dirty work. I don't come here to please people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Q. How does the New Zealander know his sister's got her period? A. His Brother's dick tastes funny :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard i think a lot of people are going to refer you to the offensive jokes thread. im not one of those people at this point, I'm the only one that matters... change your spacing up too... <return> does not equal suspense... theyitgo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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