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make it go away...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dBUSH, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    I was drinking pretty heavily last night (famous last words) and I was drunk but I've definately been drunker. I woke up this morning around 10 expecting to be ready and rearing to go when I realized I was very very drunk. I slept another hour, woke up, still trashed. I couldn't go back to sleep beause I had shit to do. As the day progressed my buzz left and has since been replaced by a hangover. I've woken up with hangovers but I've never developed one while I was concious. Weird shit- I thought I'd share.
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Menudo dude.
    Drink a little bit of alcohol, NOT to get drunk. Just a little. It help's.
     
  3. 455

    455 Guest

    shit has happened to me many times-I drink like it is going out of style-I always drink a bottle of cranberry juice when it happens...it helps out-fast.Fuck,man I need to go to AA.
     
  4. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    Types Of Hangovers




    1 star hangover *

    No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.



    2 star hangover **

    Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.



    3 star hangover ***

    Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a liter of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a liter of diet coke - yet you haven't peed once.



    4 star hangover ****

    Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
    and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.



    5 star hangover (aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell) *****

    You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits next to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.
     
  5. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    I'm all about the bloody mary's. I've had menudo once before- I'm really not diggin the tripe. Apparently I'm going drinking again tonight- I'm hip.:dazed:
     
  6. 455

    455 Guest

    The Dan Quayle stuff at the end of your post above is funny as hell-I remember when the press was giving him shit about he spelled the word "potato" or "potatoe"...that was funny.
     
  7. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    this hangover gets 3 stars.;)
     
  8. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    Teaser coming through on the mixed drinks- we were drinking some cheap-ass tallboys. fuck. I sifted through my change-jar for quarters to buy that shit- you know how we do it:D
     
  9. 455

    455 Guest

    next time you drink a tallcan-shotgun it-that will fuck you up quick.Steel Reserve is the goods for that.
     
  10. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    on that scale of hangovers i normally rate around a 2 and sometimes a 1...im not much a drinker...i just like to get reletively faded...but not super trashed....so yeah....i have basicly never experienced a "real" hangover...and i hope i never have to....drink in moderation kiddos...
     
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