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Jesus is actually Coke product

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, May 8, 2002.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    http://www2.coca-cola.com/ourcompany/brandlist.html#J



    http://www.cleansurface.org/subversion/jesus_coke.jpg'>
    Wow.

    [img]http://www.caltanet.it/html_pag/spettacolo/cinema/eventi/foto/venezia2_intturturro.jpg'>
    Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click.
    The Dude: Jesus.
    Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
     
  2. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
  3. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Thank god i have been drinking that shit since i was little nonstop..well that and beer...

    maybe ill go to heaven after all?:rolleyes:
     
  4. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
     
  5. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    Big Lebowski is one tight fuckin movie...ive seen that enough to recite lines at will....

    "They were nazi's walther?"
    "Jesus christ Donny they were threatening caststration"
     
  6. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
  7. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
     
  8. EL MASKO

    EL MASKO Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 4,733 Likes Received: 0
    "I got a 2 liter of Jesus at the store yesterday."

    "The damn Jesus machine took my money, that duche!"
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    oh, so that's why religion is so full of shit...........
     
  10. REZK one

    REZK one Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2002 Messages: 235 Likes Received: 0
    i like reading funny stuff cause than i laugh and than i am happy, thank you
     
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  12. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    what was the one...something like: 'For God's sake, he wasn't a worker who helpt build the railroads, he pissed on my carpet!" something to do with not calling this guy a chinaman.
     
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