PIRone716 Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, I can’t come in today, I’m sick. He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, I can’t come in today, I’m sick.The boss asks the foreman about him and he replies, He’s great. He does the work of two men. We need him.So the next day the boss calls the guy into his office and says, You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You’re a good worker and I’d hate to fire you. What’s the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?” The guy replies, “No I don’t drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks heavily every weekend, then beats up my sister. So every Monday morning I go over to make sure she’s alright. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know I’m fucking her.” The boss says, “You fuck your sister?” The guy replies, “Hey, I told you I was sick.” ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorSeven Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 hahah..incest...that joke about a WestVa family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 heh....thats bad. since we're on the topic of sick jokes, this ones old but....: what did the pedophile say when he got out of jail??? i feel like a kid again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 24, 2001 Author Share Posted June 24, 2001 haha twinkle that was great... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted June 24, 2001 Share Posted June 24, 2001 ooohh boy oh boy oh boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 24, 2001 Share Posted June 24, 2001 Wow thats just not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 24, 2001 Share Posted June 24, 2001 musta been from kentucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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