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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by PIRone716, Jun 23, 2001.

  1. PIRone716

    PIRone716 12oz Member

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    funny...

    Discussion started by PIRone716 - Jun 23, 2001

    A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, I can’t come in today, I’m sick. He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, I can’t come in today, I’m sick.The boss asks the foreman about him and he replies, He’s great. He does the work of two men. We need him.So the next day the boss calls the guy into his office and says, You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You’re a good worker and I’d hate to fire you. What’s the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?”

    The guy replies, “No I don’t drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks heavily every weekend, then beats up my sister. So every Monday morning I go over to make sure she’s alright.
    She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another,
    and the next thing you know I’m fucking her.”

    The boss says, “You fuck your sister?”

    The guy replies, “Hey, I told you I was sick.”


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  2. SenorSeven

    SenorSeven 12oz Elite Member

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    SenorSeven - Replied Jun 23, 2001

    hahah..incest...that joke about a WestVa family?
     
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  3. brown twinkie

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    brown twinkie - Replied Jun 23, 2001

    heh....thats bad.
    since we're on the topic of sick jokes, this ones old but....:

    what did the pedophile say when he got out of jail???


    i feel like a kid again.
     
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  4. PIRone716

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    PIRone716 - Replied Jun 23, 2001

    haha twinkle that was great...

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    chizm - Replied Jun 23, 2001

    ooohh boy oh boy oh boy.
     
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  6. teister

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    teister - Replied Jun 23, 2001

    Wow thats just not right.
     
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    curious george - Replied Jun 23, 2001

    musta been from kentucky.
     
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