Smart Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 jeez, I hope I spelled his name right... anyway, I want to meet him, so, I know someone on the 12's has the link, hook a brotha up! I remember him before his bit part on 227, c'mon, you can do it... if you have to, link me with Tracy Morgan and he plus I can join forces to meet up with Barry... C'mon, get off that shit, just make the call and get him to drop me an email about it all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 and Sarah Silverman, oh please God, someone get her to date me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 "Models are fair game for comics. Why? Because they’re so pretty. Society has no pity for them. But, you know, models scream when you put them in boiling water." "A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!" SportsHollywood: When you play basketball with John Cusack and Bill Fishman, how often do they suggest a game of shirts vs, skins with you, where they wear the shirts? SILVERMAN: I've never played b-ball with John Cusak, I"ve only played at the court he has in his office. But, yes, that HI-LARIOUS shirts/skins joke is made by some comic genius just about every time I play, and each time I fall to the ground laughing while I piss and shit myself in comic awe. SportsHollywood: Which do you enjoy more: Getting a basket in front of a crowd or getting a laugh in front of a crowd? SILVERMAN: They're both great. You can't compare them. What do you like better: cumming on a porn star's back, or watching your first child be born into the world? --See, they're both wonderful. SportsHollywood: What is the worst sports movie ever made? SILVERMAN: Schindler's List. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 Pilau, are you just rubbing salt on my dick? because I'd rather Sarah watch me do that myself... and with the whiskey... seriously, hook a brother up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 my friend met Sinbad at Bob Evan's like five years ago...i am not shitting you, Bob Evan's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterscotch Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 props to bobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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