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A question for all you Kool Keith fans...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Toys 4 Tots, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. Toys 4 Tots

    Toys 4 Tots New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2002 Messages: 14 Likes Received: 0
    What the fuck is the man talking about in "halfsharkalligatorhalfman?" Is there some kind of hidden connotation amidst the seemingly nonsensical lyrics? Or is it simply a "black thang" I'll never understand? Help a "brotha" out, my "nizzles!"

    edit: what's up IF (assuming you still waste precious time on this black hole forum).
     
  2. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man.
    Shark Man? *chuckling*
    Judging from his appearance, that's the most appropriate
    name I could come up with for him.
    I hate this kid.
    This uhh... THING you're talking about.
    It had the body of a shark, and the arms and face of a man?
    That's the chap.
    Holy jumping jackfish!

    Intro Two: Mr. Gerbik

    *moaning, growling*
    Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.
    I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.
    Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.

    Verse One: Mr. Gerbik

    With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
    Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
    My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
    People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
    Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
    Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
    Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
    Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
    I left his head in the store, legs in the street
    Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
    L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
    I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
    People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
    I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
    Is he weird??

    Chorus: Mr. Gerbik *singing*

    half-shark-alligator-half-man
    "Half man, half shark!"
    half-shark-alligator-half-man
    "Half man, half shark!"

    Verse Two: Mr. Gerbik

    My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
    Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
    Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
    My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo
    African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes
    You can't see, with greedy glasses
    Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases
    My description dinosaur
    I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades
    Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik
    Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
    My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts
    Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles
    and shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp
    Half-shark-alligator-man

    Chorus 2X

    Verse Three: Mr. Gerbik

    In my real world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving
    With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission
    Holding backward raps to all my power packs
    Babboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack
    We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin ice
    Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
    I'm out flyin with purple capes in the twilight
    Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night
    My oxygen region's, New York to California
    Half shark alligator half man!

    Outro: PBS "Nature"

    It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
    the water plows while dragging two hundred and
    fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
    are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
    skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
    but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.
    The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the
    end, give up the struggle.
     
  3. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    if ya don't know, ya betta axe somebody:D
     
  4. Toys 4 Tots

    Toys 4 Tots New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2002 Messages: 14 Likes Received: 0
    Clever. I did ask, smartass.
     
  5. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 501
    MR KEITH?

    ..... I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SONG WAS ABOUT A MAN TALKING TO A BIGSHOT RECORD EXCECUTIVE/ ENTERTAINMENT LAWER...

    THATS JUST ME....
    HONESTLY YOUR GONNA HAVE TO ASK KOOL KEITH HIMSELF..CAUSE I JUST NOW FOUND OUT WHAT BLUE FLOWERS WAS ALL ABOUT




    OH YA FOR ALL YOU OTHER CATS...


    WHEN THE SUN TOOK THE DAY OFF AND THE MOON STOOD STILL..


    FIVE BUCKS THE THE PERSON WHO TELLS ME WHAT GROUP DID THAT SONG
     
  6. Missinterpreted

    Missinterpreted Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2000 Messages: 615 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^ Freestyle Fellowship.



    Who cares what halfsharkalligatorhalfman really means?
    only keith can get away with a hot line like that.
     
  7. Missinterpreted

    Missinterpreted Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2000 Messages: 615 Likes Received: 0
    Re: MR KEITH?



    pay up.
     
  8. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    $$$believe$$$

    idunno...bu..but...I think Ive just been infected
    by a bad case of MOOSEBUMPS!

    aaggghhhhh!

    *flaps arms, running in circles*
     
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