Mauler5150 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 In the wake of the passing of the legendary Purple Aki, I am making this thread for you to all post details of the local legend characters that we in 6112 refer to as "Catman" whereby the stories and lore of perhaps what was a single event get Chinese whispered around town such that they become the stuff of legend and renown (for all the wrong reasons). RIP Purple Aki https://rajasdentalcollege.com/purple-aki-died/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 The Catman of Armadale was this crazy old drunk that we saw getting beat over the head with a skateboard as he yelled "You fucking dogs" out front of the fish and chip shop where arcade games were in the 1980s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 And as is always the case with the duality of life here in Perth I mean Purgatory, you can't have cats without dogs and in this case I present Maddog Adrian the Mad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 It seems that Catmen is more than just a local phenomenon as evidenced by this video. Surely others on here have some stories about the local Catmen to contribute so we can all get a laugh about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 I think the reason We refer to them as Catman is because We became aware of these "men" when We were kids so as elder, probably homeless and drug addicted fiends who made scenes of themselves in public hence we referred to them as "Catman". My friends and I also describe ourselves as the "Catman" version of Ourselves whenever We get up to degenerate shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 21, 2023 Author Share Posted October 21, 2023 Well in My internet browsing I found that "comedian" Andrew Schultz seems to suffer from the same affliction and fetish as Purple Aki in that he likes to squeeze muscles of other men in order to get his kicks. Had to make these shorts if only to let the internet's biggest egomaniac in Logan Paul be immortalised on the page of the Lord where his arms, pecs and thighs are being squeezed by another man who happens to be wearing a Hitler hairdo. If this isn't peak internet comedy, then what is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 21, 2023 Author Share Posted October 21, 2023 And whilst I didn't make $26M USD last year, I also didn't go about letting some other dude grab Me in a sexual way so that I could make money like Logan did. At some point you have to put a price on one's dignity, and I guess we now see how all the money in the world can't stop you getting molested by another man under the guise of "comedy" in the USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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