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Hamas: Israel distributes libido-increasing gum in Gaza

 

Islamist group claims Israeli intelligence operatives transfer merchandise to Gaza dealers that increases sex drive, even encourage them to distribute them free of charge in order 'to destroy' young generation. Affair exposed after young girl chews gum, complains of bizarre side effects

 

Ali Waked Published:07.13.09, 22:06 / Israel News

 

Is Israel targeting the Palestinian population in Gaza by distributing libido-increasing chewing gum in the Strip? A Hamas police spokesman in the Gaza Strip Islam Shahwan claimed Monday that Israeli intelligence operatives are attempting to "destroy" the young generation by distributing such materials in the coastal enclave.

 

Shahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.

 

A number of suspects have been arrested.

 

The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects. Shahwan even claimed that Israeli intelligence operatives encourage dealers in Gaza to distribute the gum for free.

 

"The Israelis seek to destroy the Palestinians' social infrastructure with these products and to hurt the young generation by distributing drugs and sex stimulants," said Shahwan.

 

However, he noted that drugs reach the Gaza Strip by way of Rafah tunnels, and said that the police keep a close watch on the illegal activities going on in the tunnels between Gaza and Egypt. Shahwan added that the police have recently seized large amounts of drugs and alcohol attached to the underside of automobiles passing through Erez crossing. The automobile owners admitted receiving help for smuggling the materials from Israeli intelligence operatives.

 

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Where I come from we had a saying about stuff like this:

Let's accquire the exclusive importation rights and make a fucking bundle before it's against the law!

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Re: That new Hebe Horny Gum!

 

the orbit mist gum

 

the wettest gum yet

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Re: That New Hebe Horny Gum!

 

whatEVER! My palestinian girl chew gum like rednecks chew cow turds, walks around with her male second cousin, wears nothing under her burkha, poops without supervision, has had 'free thought' and farts (a lot!).

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Re: That New Hebe Horny Gum!

 

And all these desirable qualities come from a stick of gum? Those Israelis are on some next level shit.

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