meatlocker Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 closed, locked and key thrown away. woot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 chick norris looks like a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 That's a fucking world record. Only Chuck Norris is faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Chuck Norris would've closed this thread, cause it's already been done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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