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DJ Tanner


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So the other day, my girlfriend and I had a discussion about commitment. She thinks if we're going to be involved, we should be more commited. I disagree. So, I go to work and at my mid-morning mcdonalds break it hits me while I'm eating a bacon egg sandwhich: the chicken was involved, but that pig was commited.


We are now in an unexclusive relationship.



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Hump away...I would jump bones to the first girl that passed. Your a free man, you get it? Now the only time you fuck your ex-girl is when your drunk. Right on man, you win....

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