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Home Remedies

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if your starting to get pimples an Application of fresh mint juice over face every night cures pimples and prevents dryness of the skin OR Mix equal amounts of lemon juice and rose water. Apply on face and keep for 1/2 hour. 15-20 days of this application helps cure pimples and also removes blemishes and scars OR A couple of garlic cloves, crushed and rubbed on the face 1-2 times a day OR Apply fresh lemon juice on the affected area overnight. Wash off with warm water next morning. For acne that hasn't seemed to respond to anything: Use 2-3 tsp. dried basil leaves to 1 cup boiling water. Steep 10-20 minutes. Cool, and apply with cotton ball.

 

and man, if you have smelly feet Soak feet in strong tea for 20 minutes every day until the smell disappears. To prepare your footbath, brew two tea bags in 2 1/2 cups of water for 15 minutes and pour the tea into a basin containing two litres of cool water.

 

also if you get toothaches make a tea by boiling 5 grams of fresh peppermint in 1 cup water and adding a little salt. Peppermint is an antiseptic and contains menthol, which relieves pain when applied to skin surfaces

 

anyone have any home remedys?

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Guest willy.wonka

shave your pubes...use babypowder..your balls will feel oh so nice.

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if you cut yourself so bad that you might need stiches, fuck the emergency room... clean that wound out with soap and wate and alcohol, then suture the wound with SuperGlue.

 

If you feel sick to your stomach, cross your arms and press your thumbs against the insides of your forearms about halfway up, believe and you will be relieved.

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Guest willy.wonka

lol..thats great..press asprine against beestings

 

if a pitbull has its grip on you or anyother dog at that..jam your finger in its ear and watch it die!!

 

i heard shit can make your hair grow back, but it must be your own.

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Originally posted by willy.wonka

l i heard shit can make your hair grow back, but it must be your own.

 

some minor celebrity, I guess a comedian, though not really funny... Loudon Wainwright III once told the story of how he and his brother had used 'early morning urine' to treat their growing baldness...

 

needless to say, he was more bald when he told the story...

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before you sit down for a shit, throw a wad of toilet paper in the bowl. no more ass-spalsh.

 

not really a home remedy, more a tip for modern living. works all the same.

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