Guest krie Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 few times.. she come over to 'bake me some cookies' and i was like mm these are ok, KANGAROOO, look at my pet kangaroo i showed her and she was like dam thats cool, and the fucker bounced up onto his tail and *POW* boxed her, and i was all like yeahhh you gotta watch out for them boxin kangaroo's. so anyways whilst she was passed out i undressed her, poured melted cheese all over her and tied her to a street light in the city. she called me later that night skreamin for hours, i said "listen, mum said your to old for me, all i want is some choclate every now and then but my dentist says its bad. my doctors tell me to quit smoking and these arse warts are getting bigger. i just dont want to go to war, im not ready to die yet. i just want to stay here with my kids, grow up and be old, sit on a chair and rock on the front porch. i have to go, the cats arse is starting to tighten." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 hmm...thats was weird i think im a little frightened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 so scary i think i just whitened (dude...ppl common and respond im really bored.lol:lick: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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