superstarism Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 i know mamerro: mamerrohhhhhhso goood Mamerroid: You love it i know mamerro: oh i know i do i know mamerro: hows the vigeo coming? i know mamerro: vidgeo Mamerroid: I have a shitload to do today with it, and I dont even want to open Premiere i know mamerro: ahahahha, yeah. Mamerroid: Fucking bboys spinning on their goddamn heads, they should all die 400 times Mamerroid: Dude i know mamerro: that would mean you would die too i know mamerro: dude? Mamerroid: Whateve, I'll quit being a bboy right before I unleash my wrath i know mamerro: good idea Mamerroid: Not that I care much about being one in the first place i know mamerro: dont want your own wrath to kill you i know mamerro: thats bad news i know mamerro: like if gods own wrath was so powerful he killed himself Mamerroid: hmmm, interesting Mamerroid: Does God have the power to commit suicide? i know mamerro: but i think god knows enough to not fuck up that bad i know mamerro: i think he does i know mamerro: but its like the ultimate wrath of god i know mamerro: and everything else dies too Mamerroid: Yesterday, I went to my fridge, and realized I had some leftovers from a dominican restaurant, sitting next to the cheese and butter. I was so fucking ecstatic i know mamerro: how old were they? Mamerroid: I jumped up and down like a little boy and ate that shit cold i know mamerro: ahahha i know mamerro: i like thai food Mamerroid: Nah, from the day before Mamerroid: Good stuff i know mamerro: nice i know mamerro: thai is the shit Mamerroid: Thai is fucking amazing Mamerroid: Indian is my fave though i know mamerro: yeah thats good business too i know mamerro: i want to open a chinese resteraunt seeing as i am 100% caucasian i know mamerro: it would be a hipocrasy Mamerroid: Haha, nice i know mamerro people would be pissed Mamerroid: Itd be dope to open a chinese restaurant, with chinese lettering on the sign and all that, and serve hamburguers i know mamerro: and we would serve American cuisine just to throw people for a loop i know mamerro: yeah ahahhahaha Mamerroid: But, there will be soy sauce at the tables. i know mamerro: and duck sauce Mamerroid: and thats as chiniese as it gets i know mamerro: just things that make no sense i know mamerro: and have asian waiters i know mamerro: and fried rice with cheeseburgers i know mamerro: and tea Mamerroid: Really ooooold asian men i know mamerro: ahahahha yeah Mamerroid: With walkers i know mamerro: with fu manchu beards Mamerroid: Hahaha, straight up i know mamerro: and those conicular hats Mamerroid: No, the hats would be the plates. Mamerroid: And they would piss people off cause they cant sit flat on the table i know mamerro: maybe but that would be creepy i know mamerro: ahahhaah YES! Mamerroid: Hahaha, leave some hair in em, i know mamerro: people would try and scoop out food and the plate would spn like a top i know mamerro: soo angry Mamerroid: They'd get chopsticks with their burguers i know mamerro: yeah Mamerroid: But the chopsticks would have sporks at the end i know mamerro: maybe Mamerroid: Whaddaya mean maybe? How ill are spork chospticks? i know mamerro: they would have superballs at the end in my resteraunt Mamerroid: Hahahaha i know mamerro: making them entirely useles i know mamerro: you'd lay it down and it would roll off th etable i know mamerro: onto the floor i know mamerro: made of dirt Mamerroid: Hahahahaha Mamerroid: No replacements i know mamerro: nope, that would cost 350 yen i know mamerro: oh you can only pay in american cash but the denominations are in yen i know mamerro: do the math asshole i know mamerro: ahahah Mamerroid: Yep. Which is bad, cause the only currency we'd deal with is Euros i know mamerro: that would be our policy Mamerroid: Hahahaha i know mamerro: and it would be free all you can eat burger fridays every saturday Mamerroid: They get a calculator on the table to aid them, but no batteries i know mamerro: TRICKERY! i know mamerro: ahahaha Mamerroid: CRAZY i know mamerro: ANd al the speakers will play is ambient noise shit i know mamerro: like burzum and aphex twin Mamerroid: Haha, like Merbow Mamerroid: Merzbow i know mamerro: yeahh i know mamerro: Merzbow sucks i know mamerro: ahahah i know mamerro: its so nuts Mamerroid: Hahaha, Merzbow ownz i know mamerro: friend allen likes it i know mamerro: so we listen to it i know mamerro: and i scream at the radio Mamerroid: Ive got a couple of tracks around here, I dont even know why. I like to pop em in randomly when Im having parties. Freaks people out i know mamerro: yeah Mamerroid: I think its damaging my speakers though i know mamerro: it has sub audible death tones imbedded in it Mamerroid: Yep. I believe it lowers your life expectancy i know mamerro: i bet god invented merzbow Mamerroid: Or at least your sperm count i know mamerro: or both i know mamerro: god invented it as a doomsday device gone awry i know mamerro: and now you play it at parties Mamerroid: Haha, turned out some people dug it Mamerroid: If Merzbow doesnt scare unwated people away from my parties, I pop in the idget porn i know mamerro: and now god is working on a new device i know mamerro: you HAVE THAT!?!? Mamerroid: All the cool people stay to watch and laugh, all the idiots get grossed out and leave i know mamerro: ACK! Mamerroid: Oh yes I do i know mamerro: HAHAHAH i know mamerro: i thought that was only urban legend. Mamerroid: Some of it is going on the Spinfactor tape, please believe it i know mamerro: insert like 1/4 of a second clips at climactic moments inthe vido i know mamerro: people will be like AHHH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK FUCK MAMERRO Mamerroid: Haha, Ive considered doing the whole Fight Club steez. Might still do it i know mamerro: yeah Mamerroid: But no, I'll make sure I use extended scenes Mamerroid: Of course, the ones that can go on a video of this sort Mamerroid: Youll see when you get it i know mamerro: good deal. this conversation is going on 12 oz. i know mamerro: becuase i need to make a post in a sad attempt to gain internet popularity i know mamerro: any last words? shout outs? Mamerroid: Shout outs to my crew the Rockabillies Crazy Floor Masters Mamerroid: And Mel Gibson Mamerroid: cant forget Tubby The Tuba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 I'm disappointed with myself because I actually read 3/4 of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob I'm disappointed with myself because I actually read 3/4 of it. same here. the bboy shit lured me in.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstarism Posted October 14, 2002 Author Share Posted October 14, 2002 DECEPTICON!!!! hahahahahaha. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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