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of god, midget porn and chinese restaraunts. (my talk with mamerro)

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i know mamerro: mamerrohhhhhhso goood

Mamerroid: You love it

i know mamerro: oh i know i do

i know mamerro: hows the vigeo coming?

i know mamerro: vidgeo

Mamerroid: I have a shitload to do today with it, and I dont even want to open Premiere

i know mamerro: ahahahha, yeah.

Mamerroid: Fucking bboys spinning on their goddamn heads, they should all die 400 times

Mamerroid: Dude

i know mamerro: that would mean you would die too

i know mamerro: dude?

Mamerroid: Whateve, I'll quit being a bboy right before I unleash my wrath

i know mamerro: good idea

Mamerroid: Not that I care much about being one in the first place

i know mamerro: dont want your own wrath to kill you

i know mamerro: thats bad news

i know mamerro: like if gods own wrath was so powerful he killed himself

Mamerroid: hmmm, interesting

Mamerroid: Does God have the power to commit suicide?

i know mamerro: but i think god knows enough to not fuck up that bad

i know mamerro: i think he does

i know mamerro: but its like the ultimate wrath of god

i know mamerro: and everything else dies too

Mamerroid: Yesterday, I went to my fridge, and realized I had some leftovers from a dominican restaurant, sitting next to the cheese and butter. I was so fucking ecstatic

i know mamerro: how old were they?

Mamerroid: I jumped up and down like a little boy and ate that shit cold

i know mamerro: ahahha

i know mamerro: i like thai food

Mamerroid: Nah, from the day before

Mamerroid: Good stuff

i know mamerro: nice

i know mamerro: thai is the shit

Mamerroid: Thai is fucking amazing

Mamerroid: Indian is my fave though

i know mamerro: yeah thats good business too

i know mamerro: i want to open a chinese resteraunt seeing as i am 100% caucasian

i know mamerro: it would be a hipocrasy

Mamerroid: Haha, nice

i know mamerro people would be pissed

Mamerroid: Itd be dope to open a chinese restaurant, with chinese lettering on the sign and all that, and serve hamburguers

i know mamerro: and we would serve American cuisine just to throw people for a loop

i know mamerro: yeah ahahhahaha

Mamerroid: But, there will be soy sauce at the tables.

i know mamerro: and duck sauce

Mamerroid: and thats as chiniese as it gets

i know mamerro: just things that make no sense

i know mamerro: and have asian waiters

i know mamerro: and fried rice with cheeseburgers

i know mamerro: and tea

Mamerroid: Really ooooold asian men

i know mamerro: ahahahha yeah

Mamerroid: With walkers

i know mamerro: with fu manchu beards

Mamerroid: Hahaha, straight up

i know mamerro: and those conicular hats

Mamerroid: No, the hats would be the plates.

Mamerroid: And they would piss people off cause they cant sit flat on the table

i know mamerro: maybe but that would be creepy

i know mamerro: ahahhaah YES!

Mamerroid: Hahaha, leave some hair in em,

i know mamerro: people would try and scoop out food and the plate would spn like a top

i know mamerro: soo angry

Mamerroid: They'd get chopsticks with their burguers

i know mamerro: yeah

Mamerroid: But the chopsticks would have sporks at the end

i know mamerro: maybe

Mamerroid: Whaddaya mean maybe? How ill are spork chospticks?

i know mamerro: they would have superballs at the end in my resteraunt

Mamerroid: Hahahaha

i know mamerro: making them entirely useles

i know mamerro: you'd lay it down and it would roll off th etable

i know mamerro: onto the floor

i know mamerro: made of dirt

Mamerroid: Hahahahaha

Mamerroid: No replacements

i know mamerro: nope, that would cost 350 yen

i know mamerro: oh you can only pay in american cash but the denominations are in yen

i know mamerro: do the math asshole

i know mamerro: ahahah

Mamerroid: Yep. Which is bad, cause the only currency we'd deal with is Euros

i know mamerro: that would be our policy

Mamerroid: Hahahaha

i know mamerro: and it would be free all you can eat burger fridays every saturday

Mamerroid: They get a calculator on the table to aid them, but no batteries

i know mamerro: TRICKERY!

i know mamerro: ahahaha

Mamerroid: CRAZY

i know mamerro: ANd al the speakers will play is ambient noise shit

i know mamerro: like burzum and aphex twin

Mamerroid: Haha, like Merbow

Mamerroid: Merzbow

i know mamerro: yeahh

i know mamerro: Merzbow sucks

i know mamerro: ahahah

i know mamerro: its so nuts

Mamerroid: Hahaha, Merzbow ownz

i know mamerro: friend allen likes it

i know mamerro: so we listen to it

i know mamerro: and i scream at the radio

Mamerroid: Ive got a couple of tracks around here, I dont even know why. I like to pop em in randomly when Im having parties. Freaks people out

i know mamerro: yeah

Mamerroid: I think its damaging my speakers though

i know mamerro: it has sub audible death tones imbedded in it

Mamerroid: Yep. I believe it lowers your life expectancy

i know mamerro: i bet god invented merzbow

Mamerroid: Or at least your sperm count

i know mamerro: or both

i know mamerro: god invented it as a doomsday device gone awry

i know mamerro: and now you play it at parties

Mamerroid: Haha, turned out some people dug it

Mamerroid: If Merzbow doesnt scare unwated people away from my parties, I pop in the idget porn

i know mamerro: and now god is working on a new device

i know mamerro: you HAVE THAT!?!?

Mamerroid: All the cool people stay to watch and laugh, all the idiots get grossed out and leave

i know mamerro: ACK!

Mamerroid: Oh yes I do

i know mamerro: HAHAHAH

i know mamerro: i thought that was only urban legend.

Mamerroid: Some of it is going on the Spinfactor tape, please believe it

i know mamerro: insert like 1/4 of a second clips at climactic moments inthe vido

i know mamerro: people will be like AHHH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK FUCK MAMERRO

Mamerroid: Haha, Ive considered doing the whole Fight Club steez. Might still do it

i know mamerro: yeah

Mamerroid: But no, I'll make sure I use extended scenes

Mamerroid: Of course, the ones that can go on a video of this sort

Mamerroid: Youll see when you get it

i know mamerro: good deal. this conversation is going on 12 oz.

i know mamerro: becuase i need to make a post in a sad attempt to gain internet popularity

i know mamerro: any last words? shout outs?

Mamerroid: Shout outs to my crew the Rockabillies Crazy Floor Masters

Mamerroid: And Mel Gibson

Mamerroid: cant forget Tubby The Tuba

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

I'm disappointed with myself because I actually read 3/4 of it.

 

same here. the bboy shit lured me in.;)

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