Guest willy.wonka Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 dude la'el got arrested from the DEPARTMENT OF DEFENCE POLICE..forhaving an expired lisence and no insurance..they took him to some military jail and they then wrote him 2 tickets and let him go..gave him his car keys and told him to go. hows that?:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 i meant to say that they arrested him....put him in a cell for a few hours and then let him go..for some reason these military police called my house to try and get info on me..i just told them to fuck off.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 you mean they apprehended him. lol those tickets don't mean shit to him if he's not military. why the fuck are they calling your house? oh.... can you send me my social? please, i need that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutelocal Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by ArtvandaL theres writers in hawaii? get outta here? i bet theyre wack hey boys don't forget those other earlier kids who helped shape the west coast style like them cats from tws estria and paris are from hawaii of course katch with his beautiful single man whole cars slick who did some major influence in so-cal in the late 80's shall we continue..... i'm not sure people would know 808 G's, they are just got legal stuff and bogus cause he's king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by cutelocal bogus cause he's king a lot of people been saying that for a long time..in the beggining bogus was know as "king of waikiki" that was uncalled for,but bogus was flattered at the time....bogus doesnt mind being called king, but would rather be know as "The People's Champ " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 29, 2002 Author Share Posted July 29, 2002 werd is born nobody considers hawaii as a place of urban creativity, shit the mainland forgets that its a state. but hawaii has it going on for all kinds of shit. bogus is king who told you? hah hah hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Only in Hawaii!! Eating ANYTHING in Hawaii can be dangerous. When is the government going to learn that Hawaii residents are thrill-seekers when it comes to food? We like our eggs runny, our hot food cold, our cold food warm, our musubi 3 days old at room temperature and our takeout Zippy's chili to sit in the back of the refrigerator until it's got a little head of green, fuzzy hair. That macaroni salad isn't ready for consumption until it's sat in the hot sun on a picnic table for a couple of hours. Double- and triple-dip huli-huli chicken in the same sauce? Chance 'em, brah. Go for it! Salmonella is just another condiment, like that open bottle of shoyu hat hasn't seen the inside of a refrigerator in three years. That shoyu isn't old, it's aged, like fine wine. Let's not even talk about rice. A rice pot can sit on a counter for days, and the rice will set up its own force field against bacteria. At least it will if it's local rice, rice that can hold together in a solid lump to fight off the enemy spirochetes and invading spores. With Uncle Ben's rice, each grain is separate, independent and vulnerable to viral attack. We like our fish raw, our hamburger blood rare and our pork cooked in the dirt with hot rocks. Sure, undercooked hamburger and runny eggs are dangerous. We don't need the federal government to tell us that. We thrive on extreme cuisine in the islands. We'll take that week-old rice, top it with that undercooked hamburger and runny egg and smother the whole mess with gravy of unknown origin and call it loco moco. It's not dangerous, it's BREAKFAST. Because we are living la vida loco moco, my friend. You catch a fish off the reef that might have some toxin that will never leave your body for the rest of your life? Toss that buggah on the hibachi. What's a little nerve or liver damage when it comes to ono pupus? The federal weenies can take their warnings about eating runny eggs and hang 'em up with ducks in Chinatown. A state law requiring Spam musubi to be refrigerated? Are you mad? Spam has an unrefrigerated half-life longer than plutonium. Spam is EMBALMED with salt. If they had buried an open can of Spam with King Tut, it would still be edible today (not to mention, tasty). In Japan they are selling something called "Godzilla Meat." It's actually canned corned beef, which is more dangerous than actual giant angry dinosaur meat any day. In Hawaii we eat canned corned beef from Ecuador, man. God knows what's actually in that stuff because they don't even raise cows in that country. It must be King Kong Meat or something. But it's all good. Eating dried plum pits that have sat in giant jars at Ala Moana Center for decades is a test of will that no other state in the country would attempt or can match. Raw squid that has been dried and shredded up into nasty, gnarly-looking yellow strings are chewed like gum. Wait for fruit to ripen? No way, pal. Pick those mangoes green and soak 'em a year in vinegar. Ono Sonny Bono, brah. Still looking for action? Risk being beaten to death by waves to pry thorny little opihi from lava rocks so you can suck 'em up with beer. Spare us your health warnings. Pass the pickled pigs feet, the balut and fish roe the size of marbles. We celebrate the most dangerous food in the world. This is Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeylips Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 choke people in hawaii have bad taste for food but can't complain about the plate lunches and pacific cuisine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr snortalot Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 i fucked a hawaiian hooker once iLA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colour Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 i visit tripler frequently and i tend to always stare at the bogus tag in the elevator. thats hardcore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by donkeylips choke people in hawaii have bad taste for food but can't complain about the plate lunches and pacific cuisine mochiko chicken is where its at fo realz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutelocal Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 you go willy tell the world we are the most dangerous carnivores the people's choice does sound a lot better you got my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 oh my god... that is eating in hawaii, all in a nutshell -good post chap :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 this is sirmanofslur emailing me about florida.. "dude, i am like a model out here. all of the guys out here have buck teeth and are about as smart as a retarded scholar. lol. all day, chicks drive past me asking me if i have a girl friend or they straight come up to me and say, " you're cute" . now, i won't lie. but 34 's of these bitches are straight hot to trot ( no joke ). but the other 14 are straight springer , trailor trash. this one girl came up to me and said," you have pretty teeth". i couldn't stop laughing and then it almost turned into tears cuz it made me realize, how much of a hillbilly, redneck ass town i was living in." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by sirmanofslur ITS NOT THERE FAULT THEY ARE STUPID, OR IS IT look dumbass, he said there fault, which in this context should be the possesive their. there refers to a place. stop making yourself look stupid :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 sue me 99% of the time i am on here, i am blasted, or well on my way to it. so take it like a bitch, and smile like a dohnut :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 whats crackin 808 what's crackin , man i miss the island life.. hawaii is what mankind is fighting for. how can i do so bad, in a place so great? answer me this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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