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R.I.P Ikawagba

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On Wednesday March 27, in the two thousandth and second year of our lord, at approximately 1145am, dearly loved gold fish of shameless self promotion, "ikawagba" was found deceased in his bowl. Mass of Christian burial will be held at the toilet bowl in shameless's room today at approximately 845pm this very evening of Wednesday March 27 in the two thousandth and second year of our lord. Alcoholic beverages will be served, and his great life will be remembered and discussed in the apartment. In lieu of flowers, contributions may be made to a scholarship fund, given in ikawagba’s name to shameless self promotion. Also, any writers interested painting an memorial wall please get in touch.

Ikawagba will be missed…

 

R.I.P little ripper…

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my fucking cat caught a mouse the other day, but he didn't kill it, so i had to smash that mouse's skull with the little shovel for my fire place.

 

RIP to that mouse.

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