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  1. My ex's Accord got stolen while we were in a bar in Tacoma. Came out and we're like "WTF..." A cop was walking by as we were standing there confused as fuck, and after telling him what kind of car it was his response was, "oh, yeah, those get stolen all the time, we'll call you in a couple days when we find it."

     

    They called the next night around midnight saying we had 30 minutes to get there and pick it up or it was going to impound. Car had just been abandoned in an alley and all the shit in it was taken out. I lost a Marmot soft shell jacket in the deal. Was pretty pissed about that.

     

    Related: About a year later my ex-brother in law is driving the car and gets t-boned by a hit and run driver. Plenty of witnesses and the front license plate came off the car that hit him. So the cops go ask the owner of the car which had lost its plate, the owners deny that they were involved and that was the end of the Tacoma PD investigation. Insurance totaled the car and we have an "at fault" accident on our records. (remains on mine even though divorced from ex, and it was her car, not even in my name at all, just joint insurance.... fuck the police)

     

    holy shit that is awful.

     

    Couldn't you talk to a lawyer?

  2. Jeezus.

     

    Last night I was trapped in a crawlspace full of garbage and dead antelope and deer

     

    every small passageway to get out there were sleeping homeless dudes, and I was too sketched to go through their camp apparently, so I just did ballpoint pen tags on the fusebox that was in there

     

    thinking "If any writer sees these they'll think I'm a fucking loony champion"

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