nsmbfan's gay roomate

I might have slept with a cop one time, I'm not sure. I was pulled over after smoking a joint and the car smelled like some really strong OG Kush. So that was the last of my weed but the cop didn't believe me so he searched me and the car. When he still couldn't find anything he put on rubber gloves and said he had to make sure I wasn't hiding anything in my ass. I didn't mind so I bent over and he searched inside there. The funny thing is, he had both his hands on my shoulders the entire time he searched me.

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Fuck that, I'm already up in this bitch. Dude had his chance at getting this cock, but he fucked up because that stripphore gave him hpv and the herp. I tried to warn his dumb ass, I don't want that shit in my butthole, so I went straight to fuck mad DIF TYPES of bitches. Anyway, I'm not a homosexual anymore, and dude is a jealous that I don't help scrub his back in the shower anymore. Not sure why this nigga wants to blow up my spot like that but I ain't mad cause this nigga is getting pussy now. Good pussy got this me strung the fuck out, I'm so down with the bitches now. I'm going to be a strict vaginatarian from now on and fuck every bitch I can. Peace

You didn't pro homo that shit...

If you wouldn't fuck that stripper yourself you're a faggot, trust me, I know.

If you think about it you'd rather have wiggers buying your shit, actually chiggers in Japan are the best customers to get.

I'm surprised no one has brought up the fact that this girl is a gigantic cock blocker, who wouldn't hate this bitch.