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    Today I bought my boss a blowjob from a hooker as a gift

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    he isnt paralyzed. he has MS and is learning to walk again. he can still get his dick hard. in fact, one of the old filipino chicks at his physical therapy home blow him on a regular basis after they shower him. he introduced me to her. she's a really nice gal.

     

    the other day his stripper ex-wife was in town and they needed a ride back to the shop, so i picked them up. i drive a two seater pickup, so she had to sit on his lap while we drove to work. she has enormous fake tits, and to see her, all dolled up, sitting on his crippled lap in my piece of shit pickup, made me lulz like a mother fucker.

    Today I bought my boss a blowjob from a hooker as a gift

    in Channel Zero

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    Long story short, the fella that owns the shop I work at is in a wheelchair. He's a really good dude. He's also pervy as fuck. I'm a pretty pervy and shameless individual, so him and I get along great. We're both about being a total shitbag, but at the same time getting paid and handling business. I know that sounds really niggerish, but I don't know how else to put it.

     

    Anywho

     

    He's in a wheelchair.

     

    A hooker was walking down the block, and a co-worker informed me that said women was a known prostitute in the neighborhood. I told my boss I was gonna buy him a blowjob and he started to laugh.

     

    "I'm not fuckin joking, dude, peep game, boss.."

     

    "You working?", I asked as she strolled by.

     

    "Yeh"

     

    "How much for a...blowjob?"

     

    "$30"

     

    "Cool, let's do it in the back of the shop, follow me."

     

    I grabbed my boss's chair and started to push him inside the shop, and the hooker then realized she was gonna suck the cock of Captain Cripple.

     

    "Uhh....I'm gonna....HIM?"

     

    "Yeah, for sure!", I replied with a huge shit eating grin

     

    "Are you sure it's OK, i mean, this is a business"

     

    "YO, I'm the fuckin owner, dont even trip!"

     

    I pushed him through the waiting area of the shop, and we went in the back. I gave him $40 and told him to have fun.

     

    Many many many lulz were had all day long due to this adventure. He tried to pay me back, but I refused, "dude, that was $100 worth of laughs and it only cost me $40, don't even fuckin sweat it"

     

    "Good lookin out."

     

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    Karma like a motha fucka

     

     

    PS: chopsticks, if you're reading this - please believe this chick is going to suck your dick when you come to SD.

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