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Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear incredibly stupid homey,
sunday night was a blast. chicks walking around wearing next to nothing, all drunk and shit. drinks were cheap and the dj was playing good music for a change. they even nixed the cover charge. i could see you were aggressively drunk from the moment i came in with that chick. why in the fuck did you proceed to pull out a knife and try to stab the bouncers? now youre in jail on weapons charges, and spouting off at the mouth on how no one "backed you up". we're not in highschool any more, player, and i aint tryna catch no charge cause you cant handle your liquor.
all i can do is shake my head and hope you use this as a lesson.
-sayWEEZE
ps: how'd you get that shank in in the first place? those bouncers were anything but evasive.
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Ok i was thinkin...would anyone be interested in doing a paint battle? There have been so many on paper, i just wanted to see if anyone wants to do a real battle for a change. Obviously anyone who enters would have a longer amount of time to do it. Just throwin it out there...any takers?
i like the idea.
but then again isnt this giving toys even more of an incentive to put up shit they have no business putting up?
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i like what lesnar has done for the sport.
hes the nigga everyone loves to hate.
carwin won that fight against mir by pinning him to the cage with his cinderblock head and mashing him with uppercuts.
mir was a sloppy mess in that fight even before the first bell rang.
dont think for two seconds that strategy will pay off against brock lesnar.
i like carwin too, but im a betting man, and my money will be on lesnar for this one.
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ive said it before and ill say it again...
it needs to go gsp and silva.
and fedor and lesnar (but it looks like it wont happen).
im not a huge lesnar fan, but dude is a beast.
i did like what i saw from carwin against mir.
but velasquez is the new great thing in heavyweight.
as far as the whole gsp thing, to the guy who said "gsp has a belt, he should be able to finish": george is a technical fighter. true he has the belt, so why in the fuck is he going to risk it doing something stupid strictly to make an entertaining fight for the fans? he DOMINATED hardy in all five rounds, there was never even a glimmer of hope for that Brit.
clearly he was unhappy with his performance for the fans, as he stated to rogan afterwards.
keep in mind, anderson silva went through almost the exact same thing...he had two boring ass fights, he apologized, then he embarrassed forrest griffin, broke his face, and sent him running outta the octagon with what looked like a harmless jab.
and gsp vs fitch?
cmon dont make me laugh.
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trench warfare and mustard gas are for pussies?
take a history class before you look stupid.
and this thread is fuckin gay.
i accidently turned it into my old relative is more gangster than yours.
sorry.
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my great grandfather killed people too.
except he did it in WWI.
way more gangster than your furnace or stair shit.
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i got wasted with lahey last month.
him and randy were at this comic club i got dragged to, i had no idea.
but its really all about j-roc.
north of the border, he had this really gay talk show called "jonovision" back in the day.
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worst thing to happen to me was............getting BLUEBALLS.
word.
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true, i made me one yesterday...trick is go easy on the butter and dont burn the shit.
the person below me was visibly crushed when lil wayne went to jail.
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-hate it when you spend $100 at the bar and youre not even drunk
-hate it when you buy weed thats not dried properly, then you leave the bag open, wake up the next morning and its like half the amount
-hate it when people ask if you got "an extra smoke"...nigga, with tobacco prices being what they are, there aint no "extras"
-hate it when you cant buy single philly blunts, they want you to buy the whole pack
-hate when i burn holes in my car seat
-hate it when i blow a speaker
-hate it when people flaunt bad tattoos
-i fuckin hate chicks with clefts on their chins, or bitches with acne, or backne, or ass acne
-hate it when your girls on the rag, and she aint down for blowjob day
-hate it when youve been tryna bag some broad for ages, then the one time shes finally down to fuck youre drunk as hell, the rooms spinning, you feel like youre gonna puke, and you just wanna pass out
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i agree fully on gary oldman being underrated.
cant forget about my boy justin pierce...haha
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dude in the first fight last night got his fuckin knee MANGLED!
torn acl without a doubt, that guy willl never walk the same again.
ref fucked up and let the submission go way too long after the tap.
speaking of which...
is it just me, or has the quality and consistency of reffing in the ufc gone completely down the shitter recently?
they needa get big john mccarthy back from strikeforce.
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if the mummy only damaged brendan frasers rep...
george of the jungle absolutely destroyed it.
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i passed out on the floor of a homeys ghetto ass washroom with no lock on the door.
i woke up to find myself sitting on a toilet with a fat bitch riding my cock.
i wanted to pull out, push this nasty bitch off me, and jet the fuck up outta there...
but i was so amazed that she somehow managed to prop me up on the toilet AND get me hard with the amount of alcohol i consumed, that i just rolled with it.
when it was all said and done, it wasnt that bad of a nut.
but it was fucked up.
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Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear poker game,
thanks for letting me win when i drunkenly pushed all in with eight five off suit.
it was looking grim until i hit that straight on the river.
your generosity will pay off the $200 speeding ticket that overzealous cop gave me.
thanks again,
sayWEEZE
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he dominated that fight.
like he has many fights.
who's taking him down at that weight?
no one.
he has to fight anderson silva.
im canadian and as much as it hurts, i give that fight to silva.
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mir sucks.
i wanna see cain valasquez vs lesner.
or velasquez vs carwin for that matter, even though my boy cain'll knock his head off.
it'll be interesting if they do the anderson silva gsp thing.
bottom line:
fedor needs to fight lesner. dana white needs to stop being a bitch and bend his ufc contract to allow fedor to fight lesner one time and not force him to give up the sambo shit. give the fans what they want before emelianenko gets too old.
dan hardy is one tough son of a bitch, but my boy gsp played it safe. he knew it and apologized to his fans afterwards.
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Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear milk,
sall good, i think i musta been blazed watchin too many reruns of "this old house".
new englanders have one hell of an accent though.
-sayW
ps. to that other guy
ketchup chips are the shit. and i got mad love for the states.
muah.
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true...my buddys girlfriend was lookin mighty tempting last night.
the person below me ruined at least one computer lookin for porno.
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not an underrated actor by any means...
but this guy plays the same role in every movie.
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Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear americans,
i dont know much about the pronounciation of pasta, but i do know some of yall say roof as ruff. rough is abrasive, not the top of a house.
-sayword
ps. my american homey was tellin me you cant get ketchup chips down there. life must suck south of the border.
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yeah weed is sooooo cool m* sarcastically*
its funny cause you get addicted and ruin your life, toy
yea man, fuck weed.
lets all just abuse prescription pills and drink cough syrup.
or whatever the fuck you kids do nowadays.
Dear ________,
in Channel Zero
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Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear lulu lemon,
whoever on your staff drew up the plans to manufacture those yoga pants for chicks...give that nigga a raise.
-sDUB