sayWORD?
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dear parking wars on A&E,
fuck you. the only thing worse than getting a parking ticket is watching a group of niggas from philly dispute one for fifteen minutes.
fuckoffndie.
-sayWEEZE
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i knew this bitch from highschool who got into porn.
nothin serious, a few scenes, never saw em personally unfortunately...she was a dime.
that look of nothingness is the truth though.
i even brought up the fact that she seemed completely apathetic.
she mentioned something about sex becoming a job, and how depressing that was to her.
after buying her a few drinks i figured it was pretty much in the bag, but she said she wasnt that type of girl.
apparently some pornstars are complicated individuals with cast iron morals.
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Re: THE "HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE CHILDREN" THREAD............
I FUCKING KNOW I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON HERE WITH THIS SENTIMENT.THESE FUCKING SOUL SUCKING, WORTHLESS ANKLE BITERS SHOULD BE BANNED.
CONSIDERING THE STATE OF AFFAIRS OF OUR LITTLE PLANET HERE, AND SIMULTANEOUSLY WATCHING THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS BEING INSTILLED IN THE FORTHCOMING GENERATION JUST MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT GENOCIDE.
THEY COST WAAAY TO MUCH MONEY
THEY RUIN YOUR LIFE
THEY MAKE EVERYTHING SUCK
THEY OUTLIVE YOU (SOMETIMES)
THEY SHIT IN THEIR CLOTHING
THEY CRY
THEY OUTRIGHT FUCKING SUCK
WHO ELSE HERE IS A CHILD HATER?
I'D SOONER KILL MYSELF THAN CREATE ONE OF THESE RETARDS...
for every child acting up to the point where you would have to make a thread professing your hatred, there are two irresponsible adults encouraging such behaviour. case closed.
tantrums are normal, look youre what 18-25 and youre having one right now. the only difference is youre on the internet, not in walmart.
kids dont make everything suck, theyre like dogs, you take em for a walk and bitches are all over you.
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i came on the internet to brag about my made up sexual exploits to a bunch of strangers.
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big L was better.
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what absolutely kills me is when bitches think its hot to give a handjob as foreplay.
i dont care how good you think you are at it, im better no homo. i put years into this.
akinyele that shit.
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What can you say, the dude new how to party...............and went out like a real G.
the tearing out the taser part was pretty hood ill give you that.
bringing a knife to a gunfight was utterly retarded though.
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i could be wrong but im willing to bet billy the exterminator's wife is a juggalo.
i just got that gut feeling.
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jeffrey dahmer was a fag, literally.
the only thing i think remotely interesting about dude was the fact that very early in his killing career a cop pulled him over when he was on his way to dump a body.
dahmer had a dead person in the trunk and the cop pulled him over because he was driving with no lights on or someshit like that, then let him go.
he proceeded to kill more fags after the fact.
some of law enforcements finest work to date.
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police officers are the gayest mother fuckers on earth gonna fuck those guys lifes up because of a party fuck police bunch of fucking pussy fucks hiding behind a badge. if i got fined that much i would take a sloppy diareeah shit in a bag and send it to them.
no man, youd probably cry and get your parents to sell their '09 honda odyssey to pay for it.
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i found this link on the page you posted about the rican who suicided by cop.
i personally think its way more fascinating...
http://www.switched.com/2010/10/06/lil-wayne-stuck-in-solitary-confinement-because-of-an-ipod/
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dude should get fined thirty grand just for rockin those acid washed jeans and lugz mocassins.
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only if you dont have a machete in one hand.
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moses sithole from south africa.
convicted of 38 murders and 40 rapes, including the killing of a 2 year old child of one of his victims.
dude raped, got sent to jail, got raped in jail, got out on good behaviour, then started killin.
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my ex's mom drank herself into unconciousness and choked on her own vomit.
she laid on the floor dead as a doornail for days until someone finally broke the door down.
i cant tell you how many bottles of cheap vodka i used to get conned into buying her just so i could come over and smash her daughter while she was passed out to saturday night live.
and yet here i am, on 12oz drinking beer and reminiscing.
if you feel like its a problem, its a problem, trust.
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givin up porn for long periods of time is alright.
but it ruins your game at the club.
its like hoes can smell the buildup of sperm or some shit.
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this dude...someone mentioned him last page.
killed 20 women for sure, mainly whores and junkies from vancitys lower east side.
"Forensic analysis conducted by specialists was very slow and methodical. Evidence of his crimes was hard to nail down as it is alleged that Pickton fed his victims to his pigs. It is also been uncovered that Pickton may have combined human flesh with ground pork from his farm, and later given out to friends and visitors to the farm."
dude admitted to an undercover that he had killed 49 women and wanted to make it an even 50.
these two were pretty fucked too, bernardo only killed two girls after raping them, but is known as the scarborough rapist, and even had his bitch karla homolka crush valium into her little sisters dinner so he could rape her and she could watch.
and charles ng (right) was more of leonard lake's (left) bitch than anything, except lake was a pussy and killed himself, and ng fled to canada where he attempted to shoplift at a department store, was stopped by two security guards, shot one in the hand, and was detained until police arrived.
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you kids just cant get homosexuality off the mind can you?
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he said fuckoff for hooking him up with my leftovers, not for help in general.
im not intruding in dudes bedroom affairs, theres none to intrude on.
and i dont constantly bring it up, on the contrary actually.
i just feel bad for homey.
i think i may just have a talk about possibly downgrading the women he seems to gravitate towards until he builds up his confidence, and im leaning more and more towards buying a hooker and telling her to lie.
i feel a bit responsible as the women im hitting on, and pushing on him, may be out of his league and hes getting intimidated.
its a start.
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he isnt gay. hes a chillin kid, got alot goin for him in his life, just not in the area of females. he "hits" on girls, but that doesnt really seem to be paying off. it seems to me like he lacks the execution.
like i said, ive tried introducing him to girls/macking them up for him, but that always seems to backfire. he must clam up or something.
why am i so concerned with bro's sexlife?
HE'S A GOOD HOMEY WHO IS 24 AND A VIRGIN!!!
what kind of a friend would i be if i didnt at least try to help out?
i offered him a few of my backseat backshots, but he says any cunt that has had my semen leakin out of it, hes not interested in. i told him beggars cant be choosers, he told me fuckoff.
im guessing dude is putting pussy on a pedestal because its been so long, and he hasnt yet got a taste. whoever said hes hitting on dimes and might need to downgrade could be spot on. i will bring this up.
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my homey is 24, drives his own car, enrolled in college, blahblah, standup dude, got money.
problem is, he is also a virgin.
ive suspected it for a while, but he is the type of dude to fly off at the handle when anyone brought it up (due largely i suspect to his lack of sexual intercourse). recently he admitted it to me and a few of his close homies. i feel bad for dude, ive gone out and hit on bitches with him at the club to try to get him laid, but they either arent interested, fall for me or another homey, or somehow he fucks it up. i asked if he was physically capable of banging a bitch, and he almost punched me in the face.
ive considered buying him a hooker, but he isnt down for that because he "respects women", whateverthafuck that means.
im at a loss for ideas, really the only thing i can think of is to pay some escort up front to meet him at some bar, fuck him, and go along with some lie that shes in for the weekend on business.
ive asked a few of my skeezies what to do, but theyre also at a loss for words at the prospect of a 25 year old who hasnt got his dick wet.
i know you fags will post a number of retarded images/irrelevant comments, but i figure if i can get one genuine response it'll be worth it.
go.
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ive given you far too much attention for today, swamp.
now go beat off to the thought of me posting another reply on 12oz.
Dear ________,
in Channel Zero
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dear weed,
you are way more potent than the shit i was smoking at age 15. i hope i will still be functioning sexually and mentally at age 45. but you are still better up in canada than you are in cali, and yes i had the card.
love and hate...
-sW