Dear Mr. person in front of me at the coffee shop at 6:30am. i am on my way to work. i dont care that you had a bad night's sleep. It is not my fault that you are not awake yet, so quit making me later to work than i already am by complaining to your barista about your shitty life. your wife is a whore, and your child sucks at life, and will continue to suck at life. it is your fault that you are not awake yet, and FUCK YOU.