all of these suggestions have been satisfactory to me:
Come on Earl, this is easy.
Invite a single homie over, or any male with a pair willing to dip outside his hometeam, and let em move in for the anal pilage this feem is ready to give.
Then do it all over again when she's back the next night after homie never calls.
Take pride in pimping out yer girlfriends wheeping friend and her sobbing slice.
Go out there naked and jump on the couch and be like "PARTYYYYY TIME!"
now would definitely not be a good time to ask them if they poop while they pee.
Walk out and say "whats on the television tonight?" then wipe your finger on the tv, glance at them dissaprovingly and say, "hmm, it appears to be dust."
I think you should walk in there and pop in a porno, maybe then let your dick hang out of your shorts. And belch loudly, maybe do the one nostril snot shot onto the floor.