Toiletseat
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Its a treasure map leading to the bermuda triangle.
Pieces of chicken mixed with hopes, ambitions and a bright future were last seen entering that triangle
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15 minutes ago, where said:
They love it when you freeze diarrhea in ice cube trays
Fucking hell, are you the deranged hobo who writes those cosmo sex tips?
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Oh yeah, here are some mundane conversations with my future jail time reasons, the more fun ones unmatched me because i was just too much of a love machine
Tinder always sooths me, it assures me that im not all that crazy. Just look at that bio. 70 years ago this kind of language was good for a trip to a concentration camp. Crossfit your fucking way out of auschwitz honey.
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You have to give it to them. The sheer amount of skill required to conceal the padded walls, strait jackets and excrements wall ornaments is amazing.
I just let my lawyer take nice photos on court days.
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On 2/16/2020 at 5:18 AM, Dirty_habiT said:
This is a race to the least amount of phone usage IMO. Props ahead of time to anyone with 0 screen time.
Im browsing the forum with mail pigeons.
Bit of a hassle. But when i receive e reply pigeon i also use those pigeons as lunch. It tastas a bit like smac out of can.
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putting shemale nipples on the nipples of the nudes of my sister so instagram wont steal my likes
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5 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said:
Was waking across a very shakey bamboo bridge across a sheer canyon. Bridge was on stilts not rope kind. Bridge wobbled and wobbled and began to fall. I had to jump the the limbs of a tall pine tree next to the bridge. Someone was in the base of the canyon but I couldn’t see their face. Falling bridge almost hit them. They were rushing to lift bridge back onto its stilts to help me get out of the tree. But the bridge kept tipping over and I had to climb down the tree and side of canyon. Then awoke.
oedipus complex mixed with some childhood blunt ass trauma
also dickhole sprinkles
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On 7/17/2018 at 8:01 PM, LUGR said:
Where is @Toiletseat?
i was gone for some love affair with my toiletbrush and some nasty filipino camgirls.
homeboy toiletbrush enjoyed some rice anus for 2 dollar fifty on the regular
whats up lugr? still polishing the kno daily?
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give me back my negativity
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i cant concentrate on audiobooks while im mastrubating on the highway
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sieg heil
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Just enrolled in school again.
Fucking young people everywhere.
9 days till I start.
Wish me luck.
JAILBAIT
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i want a hurting handjob of that monstrosity of mucles from brussels
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griled cheese sandwich , yall motherfuckers
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why the fuck has every illurminazi movie background dubstep music?
lets make a horrible edited rant of a imbecile even more unwatchable with some fucking epileptic air raid imitations?
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FREEDOM
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you can notice something else when you put your childlike hands in my pants
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disregard condoms, acquire aids
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been off for a few months, will be commencing shit posting once again you bunch of fucking dildos
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shapeless and proud, like poop in a cloud
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i want to touch in all the inappropriate places
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yeah me first motherfucker
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FREE 12ozProphet stickers and product for ALL forum members
in Channel Zero
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Hey man, i got at least 50 used condoms just laying around.
I was thinking to attach some keyrings to them and use them as key chains.
Perhaps for new members or pamela andersom