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Freddy Mercury

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  1. Readmore*

     

    Also i see you caught Mr. Gunn and The Pistol Packin Mamas playin street side. Caught them last time I was Nolaed the fuck out..Permanent fixture down there.

     

    Their washboard player? yea? Yea? Looks like you were with the misses so you couldnt stray too far..

     

    Nice ramblin flix..

  2. When was that photo taken with Tanzanias ultimate communist Mugabe? Lots of hate here, and I understand that side for obvious reasons, but has anyone looked at her from a literary standpoint?...

  3. I really like how this thread is waaaaaay below the Nonsense Thread...NONSENSE hombres!

    This woman wrote her "Moral Ethics For Mankind" thesis-report- many moons ago..I still break it out and read it occasionally..RIP "THE IRON LADY" aka "The Political Wife to Ronald Reagan"...

    You were genius darlin....

  4. Just dropped off the ex at Greyhound -Chicago Bound...

     

    Gave her My coat, dumb bitch was traveling from indiana in a t-shirt, and gave her my belt knife from the glove box...

    Put in a fat slob of Grizzly Wintergreen in the lip and drove home spitting the shit all down the door of my Jeep..

     

    Exactly...

  5. TRUE...Theres only one other place that grows em' like we grows em' in Michigan....

     

    And Sippin on some Breakfast Stout out of a wine glass...

     

     

    TPBM wears their heart on their sleeve and would fall head over heels for dread head chicks that go to Africa to do missionary work...

  6. Fentanyl_lollipops_Actiq_400_mcg.jpg

     

     

     

    The Most delicious Lollipop known to mankind.....

     

    Its so easy to snap off the mcg tab at the bottom and just carry on about your day at work, smiling, talking, "hey boss, how we doin this morning?" Doing well ****...And you?...

     

    Me? oh, just fine sir...Jussssssssttt fine....

  7. Nonsense!

     

    hahaha...sad thing is im about at that age where youre supposed to go get tha done once a year....A couple of my friends have already had it done...I think ill gamble with the ass cancer as opposed to dudes finger.....Airplane pilot simulator? Nah bruhhhh, prostate examine simulator, ya know, tryin to get my cake up as a proctologist and what not....

  8. That Turtle Urban assault vehicle was the shit! it shot out Pizza discs to put the cold crush on the Foot clan and shredders other minions..

     

    Also does anyone remember these things called "FOOD FIGHTERS"? There was like sargeant pizza and captain cheeeseburger and shit..The drove around in an egg carton warrior mobile..And all of were like super tough lookin and had MIlitary Helmets on... Hahahahah the premise is hilarious....also these Picnic ant soldiers called cleverly enough "ARMY ANTS" that were equally as haggard and kick ass.

     

    PROPS will be given for Pics found........

  9. All the hassle, headache, and hours of phone calls are totally worth it..

     

    Stay the course,Jump through their hoops, and follow their stipulations to the "T". Its like getting free Monopoly money, that happens to resemble real American currency.

     

    Get your paper homie, and keep your head up.

  10. True.

     

    How does it take such beautiful shape, fades and color without a few bubbles being blown?

     

    TPBM seriously contemplates Mass Graffs ass bleaching boutique and its annual net worth..And its profit sharing as a 'chain outlet".

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