TONY MAYO
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Damn, that's messed up.
Sorry for your loss.
RIP mustache.
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Can't believe nobody posted this yet
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can I get a derp derp?
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wat?
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RIP big guy
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A sign in front of the eatery displays a picture of President Obama wearing a Colonel Sanders-style bowtie and suspenders and a tag***line that reads, “We so cool, aren’t we?”
“We so cool, aren’t we?”
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You're in iHeaven now B
RIP
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That's just strange fucking!
*fixed
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Have you considered peeing in her butt?
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Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend?
No while playing hide and seek
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Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend?
Give her some chocolate right after you fart on her for the first time, and the next few subsequent times.
That should help her adjust to your manly odors by associating them with something sweet and pleasant.
After a while your farts will have such close ties to chocolate in her mind, that just the fart by it's lonesome will trigger an immediate release of endorphins, inducing a euphoric state of ecstasy.
Letting one rip on occasion could therefore become a vital step towards building a healthy, happy relationship.
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What Are You Listening To: 2012endoftheworldyo
in Metal Heads
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For the hood