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Swindle

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    BEST ONE;

     

    Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

    Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.

    Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

    Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.

    Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.

    Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.

    Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

    Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

    Sarah19fca: you like that?

    Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.

    Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

    Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

    Sarah19fca: Peanuts?

    Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

    Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?

    Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

    Sarah19fca: This is stupid.

    Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

    Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

    Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.

    Sarah19fca: /ignore

    Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

    Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

  2. people are thinking way too hard about this. i didnt laugh because i didnt think it was funny, race had nothing to do with it, every sketch they did would have been just as fuckin lame if they were white.

  3. Some shitcunt negapropped me once for using the word wanker, I told him in our country people like him are referred to as 'Poofters'

     

    i dont use either word because i'm under 30 but FUCKN OATH CUNT. PRIDE. STRAYA.

     

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