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TreSixO

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  1. So I passed out last night at midnight. Sometime a little later I saw blue lights out my window, then someone starts knocking on my door. Then they start knocking on my window and im like fuck, the cops want to talk to me. I live at the front of my apt so anytime any car gets broken into or valdalized they ALWAYS knock on my door like I A)saw something and B) want to talk to them if I did so I just layed there. After a minute I put some clothes on and went outside, saw the cop with someone pulled over, and went back to sleep.

     

     

     

    TURNS OUT it was the stripper and her drunk friend who live in my building wanting to hang out. Im a dumbass. But having a stripper who is a neighbor is gnna keep me from moving no matter how bad the traffic is on my street

  2. i hung out with the stripper that lives in my apt complex tonight, pretty much let it be known that I had plans on fucking her, and things were going according to plan already. Im like 5-0 on trying to fuck specific girls since the BMZ left (that includes 2 bonus points for a suicide girl and my milf car ins agent), so I'm aiming high for a 3 some with the other girl im fucking with. The girl Im dating currently has an obsession with asking other hot chicks if she can slap their asses in public, which I think is pretty bsm

     

    Man, I love the fact my bmz left ME and I constantly fuck girls way hotter than she is. Her man is like a bootleg version of me too but 5 years older , its grrrreat

  3. you gotta nice tom cruise sweet

     

     

     

    and yeah, actually HPV is the most basic form of human pap virus, the ones with "large cauliflower like growths" are the more complex varieties... i think theres something like 45 strains of the virus, but the most basic, known as "HPV", is not dick warts, its just some latant shit that lurks on your shit and can give some chicks ovarian cancer

  4. told yall vulcan was a mark

     

    are you friends with this cat on FB? he changes his name more than a shitty apartment complex

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    also I went to an erotic haunted house this sunday with this chick. We got to watch satan fuck this chick with a giant strap on, then spray fake jiz all over the floor. Also a lot of sex/murder fantasies played out on stage. Shit was ghetto but def a good date idea. I felt jipped tho, there was supposed to be a freddy kruger with a dildo glove fuckin a bitch, but he was on break or something. We also watched these vampire lesbians fuck for like 20 min then they told us we had to go.

     

     

    Also, how the fuck are you gonna worry about HPV? You cant test for it, and it doesnt do shit to guys. Its the more complex forms of genital warts you gotta worry about. I fucked a chick with HPV, used condoms, but who knows if I have it or not? Theres no test for guys. True.\

     

     

    but after hearing you guys talk about nail clippers and xacto knives and germicidal bath for your dick, I'm ready to get married fuckkkkk

  5. No rapper has "got a couple million up front" for a recording contract fresh out the gate. Even the biggest bidding 2wars in rap history were over 2 or 3 mil... and most of it goes to artist development not into their pocket... and those rappers were already signed with a lot of industry buzz.

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