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Karl_Hungus

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  1. too high/drunk to figgr out sizes:

     

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    yo.

     

    forreal. this sour d looks good, but overall this stain suuuucks.

     

    Get down with the REAL OG. Plz don't fuck with the bullshit dispensary BS "OG". Anyone who knows this MMJ game will know real "OG" doesn't exist in storefront shops...

     

    real talk....

  2. Almost any 'tute you find online has a few subtle hints in her ad that will clue you into whether or not you are gettin some hot porn star action or getting kidnapped and forced into Bulgarian sex slavery.

     

    Here some tips:

     

    **In the pix look for creepers in the background doing weird shit, or counting money, cleaning guns, rapping,,,etc.**

     

    **Pix with blurry faces are spotty. Probably fake pix to boot**

     

    **Pay for that pussy man! One thing you shouldn't skim on is tail. 90% of the expensive hos are worth it. Being a cheap-ass will only result in some faulty shit*...**

     

    ** *There is an exception to this rule and its only applies to foreign pussy. You can pay almost nothing for "company" Typically you pay them to leave.**

     

    **These bitches are on a whole new level these days so fuck em with one eye open.**

     

    ***Eventually that streetwalkin lil ho will come runnin to you (bc you a slick muthafucka, aren't you??!). Slap the bitch to the ground, throw her a handkerchief and make her shine your Gators with them broken-soul ho tears, no snot.***

     

    ***Take your new ho out to International in the Town, kick that bitch out and make her go buy blow-pops. Bitches need to be honin' they ho skillz while cruise the Blade. Inty is a good start, but take that ho to the Van Ness/Polk Blade and put her to work again in the 'Majors' for the graveyard shift. Rip off the drunk old guys and sketchy frat boys. Bring me back at least 5 racks... gimmie 5 more bitch and i'll let ya base yo crack***

     

    That is the Hungus masterplan for gettin rich in '11.

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