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Goofygooober

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  1. ive heard a story almost exactly the same as that asshole suckage shit. that's gross.

     

    i knew this one chick, and about three years ago was the first time she ever dropped acid. and you know how most people stop taking acid after a while cause the bad trips scare them away from that shit right? well this chick never experienced a bad trip, so she stayed taking this shit and it got to the point where she took it every single day. now, three years later, she doesn't take acid anymore, but she took it so much that now she's on a permanent trip that will never go away. there's a plane that circles around her head constantly, and there's a parrot that's perched on her shoulder permanently. no bullshit.

     

    never take acid.

  2. i'm bored as fuck

     

    one time my friend had a piece of string sticking out of his nipple, so he started to pull it out, and he kept pulling and pulling until this thing got like 4 feet long, so finally he got some scissors and cut it off. then he shat himself and passed out. turns out it was a nerve ending.

     

    post your weird ass stories

  3. rehab is about replacing one habit with another. in most cases, the other habit is god whorship. if you're not down with god, pick something (like chess, for example) and throw yourself into it. if you're going to be addicted, you may as well choose your addiction.

     

    i agree with this. fuck this rehab stuff and just get with it on your own, you can do it. get addicted to graffiti. become a tie and fuck everything else. id say that's not such a bad idea.

  4. Quote:

    New York (CNN/Money) - These are the average scores on a 20-question driver's test administered to more than 5,000 licensed drivers in a survey commissioned by the GMAC Insurance.

     

    Nation -- 82.7

     

    1. Oregon -- 89.4

     

    2. Washington -- 88.4

     

    3. Iowa -- 87.7

     

    4. Idaho -- 87.5

     

    5. Wyoming -- 87.4

     

    6. Vermont -- 86.6

     

    7. Nebraska -- 86.5

     

    8. Wisconsin -- 86.3

     

    9. Montana -- 86.2

     

    10. West Virginia -- 86.2

     

    11. Minnesota -- 86.1

     

    12. North Dakota -- 85.6

     

    13. North Carolina -- 85.2

     

    14. Indiana -- 85.1

     

    15. Alabama -- 84.7

     

    15. Virginia -- 84.7

     

    15. Nevada -- 84.7

     

    16 Missouri -- 84.7

     

    19. Ohio -- 84.3

     

    19. South Dakota -- 84.3

     

    21. Colorado -- 84.2

     

    22. Kansas -- 84.0

     

    23. Michigan -- 83.8

     

    24. New Hampshire -- 83.7

     

    25. Tennessee -- 83.4

     

    26. Maine -- 83.2

     

    27. Arkansas -- 83.1

     

    27. South Carolina -- 83.1

     

    29. Georgia -- 82.9

     

    29. New Mexico -- 82.9

     

    31. Oklahoma -- 82.8

     

    32. Texas -- 82.7

     

    33. Utah -- 82.6

     

    33. Arizona -- 82.6

     

    35. Mississippi -- 82.5

     

    35. Delaware -- 82.5

     

    35. Kentucky -- 82.5

     

    38. Pennsylvania -- 82.1

     

    39. Louisiana -- 81.7

     

    40. Illinois -- 81.6

     

    41. Florida -- 81.1

     

    42. Connecticut -- 80.9

     

    43. California -- 80.4

     

    44. Maryland -- 79.8

     

    44. Washington, D.C, -- 79.8

     

    44. New York -- 79.8

     

    47. New Jersey -- 78.3

     

    48. Massachusetts -- 77.2

     

    49. Rhode Island -- 77.0

     

     

    boston has the worst drivers i have ever seen on this planet, do not ever cross the street there.

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