earl broclo ESQ
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You were at that plane crash? What did you do to piss off Suki so much that her cousin went Pearl Harbor on you?
.......I got jokes.
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I'm actually quite content with not being a mod, I just come around from time to time now and don't have to really give a shit. It's nice.
Being a mod on this site had/has no meaning on my life. If it did, that would make me a pathetic fool.
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You made it to 30? Kill yourself, the world is over populated. It will cure your anxiety.
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I didn't even know I had top of the page.
It's pretty sad that the first thing I thought when I watched this video was "That's Swamp and Manute."
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I really like that.
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15 weiners in one sitting? You'll shit the Angel of Death and that's all she wrote.
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Guku, I think your stuff is starting to tighten up. I really like the one where you wash out the fill.
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NOES - Is that top one dishwasher safe?
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The website makes it look good, I'm interested as well. Food is my favorite thing about this city that smells like a homeless taint.
If you want to eat and drink well on a budget, go to Edo Sushi in Union Square.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/edo-japanese-restaurant-new-york-2
I don't know how much longer they'll be doing this, but they have 50% off all beers when you order food. You can get the spicy sushi combo (3 rolls) for $12.00 then drink Asahi for $2.50. The spicy combo is my go to there. They also have some good signature rolls as well.
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I think Kixx 106 played Mark Morrison every twenty minutes during the summer of 1996. I liked when they followed it up by these.
I worked as a Currier for a medical lab at the time. I used to pick up piss and blood samples and cruise the radio non-stop. For some reason, when I hear these songs, I instantly think of driving down Newport Ave. in a small car that has a cooler full of piss and blood samples sitting shotgun.
I was 21 and spent my whole work day smoking joints driving that shit around. I called it "The Piss Mobile," and had sex with my ex in the backseat of it. It was funny being able to say we did it in the piss mobile.
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Thanks man, but it's an AVI file and doesn't work on my I-Tunes.
No worries though.
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Friday was a good day for music in that van.
Mrs. Broclo came home from her bridal shower with a bottle of Kettle One. I preceded to drink half of it.
Now I wish I had a Cadillac to drive around in while listening to this.
Fuck you RI, you dragged me back to 12oz.
*Edit --If anyone can find me a torrent for Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack" album --it would be appreciated. I just downloaded the single and the shit was slowed down like whoa! It was like I listening to it on nitrous.
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It's called fun. I love driving cubes. I just need a good navigator because I don't really know my way around some parts. I was driving a 20ft cube a month back and at first I was worried, but then I was right at home.
Classic rock and cube trucks all day long.
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Earl's fine. I'd even say better than ever... he's just been busy working with me, getting married, and ripping the bumpers off of taxi cabs.
First off, everyone on here should know that Harvey is damn good people. He and his wife have helped me out more than anyone I've met in NY. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing now and feeling confident about life instead of hating the living shit out of it.
Secondly:
Harv ain't lying. The cabbie tried to go at it with me while I was driving a cube truck around midtown. The fool was parked in the parking lane with his hazards on and tried to go right while I was turning right. His bumper got caught on the lift gate of my trunk and as I looked to my side mirror, I heard "POP!" and saw the fucking thing twirling through the air like a knife thrown Oil Can Boyd stylee. I pulled over and walked up to the cab like I was homeland security and he was holding a box of razor blades. "What the fuck were you doing? Didn't you see me turning! Why didn't you fucking stop!" He continues to say "You tink I'm wrong?" Fucking idiot. So I move my truck out of the bus stop and then get back to the accident. He left the bumper in the middle of fifth avenue and began babbling to me. I just pointed in his face and yelled "DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY! FUCK OFF!" He went to his corner, i went to mine and we waited for the cops.
They show up, see the bumper and ask the cabbie "What the fuck is that doing in the road?" He responds "It's evidence." That's when I heard the funniest cop response in a while. "Evidence! WE AIN'T FUCKING CSI BUDDY! PICK IT UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING TRUNK!" I actually started laughing.
Anyways. The final turnout was I was in the right, he was in the wrong.
Cabs Vs. Earl
Earl 1, Cabs 0
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And Earl's alright (if you like saxophones)*.
*Plz gawd don't let this joke fall on deaf ears.
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And to keep things regular.
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Roccos kitchen>12oz
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I worked with Raven Symone the day this photo was taken.
That girl is a fox and a half!
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But exactly what happened? And why hasn't he emerged to defend himself?
Let's just say some "bullshit" went down about a year and a half ago and someone waited that long to spike vengeance. Then they used a bullshit reason to do so in a petty bullshit way that was 100% out of the blue. As far as I know, because nobody actually told me why I was demoted, I edited out one of the VIP Contest posts to read completely differently. It was in the "UGLIEST HOOKERS....." thread. I changed the text to look and read the same way as the original, but instead you had to fuck 7 of the hookers, send in photos of you fucking them, and you'd get VIP. Apparently it wasn't funny to someone, so they took it as an insult (when it was just jokes for you nerds) and demoted me. I don't care what that person says, that shit was fucking funny and Ch.0 is all about laughs so I have no idea why it was such a punishable offense. Out of the however many VIP Contest posts that were made, I edited two. That one, and one in here. The one in here had something to do with EAT SO MANY WEINERS AND GET VIP (I keeps it local and thread related). That edit never got caught, but once I changed the CLICK OUR ADVERTISERS post in the UGLIEST HOOKERS thread, I must have over stepped something. I guess the Complex Network is run by Alabama Pimps because the thread was about 12 ugly ass hookers from the Bama who must drive click throughs or something.
My life is going pretty fucking good right now. Got my new wifey, had a great honeymoon, and I've got a solid network of people who can "JUSTIFY" paying me for my time and efforts. Losing my mod status does nothing to shame my dignity or pride. I'm actually quite happy with myself. This forum was dying for me before i was sold a bunch of empty promises, so in hindsight, I have no idea why I didn't just bounce long ago.
It's been fun though guys. I'm sure this will be deleted and I'll be banned. No worries though.
Drink Dr. Pepper.
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I tried to decipher your cryptic message, but had a hard time understanding what you were asking. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about smartdog99.
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I HIGHLY recommend everyone check out what that spam bot is selling. He's right, you WILL fall in love with it.
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By the way, that's no "bullshit" answer.
RHODE ISLAND AND THE PROVIDENCE PLANTATIONS PARTY THREAD, FUCK
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You know this guy?
Just curious who I was looking for on that link. TARS? Is he a Providence guy?