heather lewis
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i'm depressed too, but I can't grow a full beard. just a bunch of thick scruff. i can't express my unhappiness and unfulfillment to the world as easily. Sweatpants will have to be the telltale indicator.
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not at first, since i won't have to deal with the frustration of asshole customers and bullshit tips anymore. Then shortly after, I'll realize that I need to be making money to support my lonely bachelor pad apartment. you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't sort of deal.
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swordfish, you're funny man. been enjoying your posts. always wear protection. kids are too expensive, aint nobody got time for that.
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total troll. been for years.
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gooms,
castles.
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the drones are gonna steal my pizza delivery job.
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swine.
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No joke, my aunt was 2 or 3 cars behind that naked bath salts guy in arizona. she saw the whole thing go down, and was shaken up for days. crazy bastard. take that shit back to florida where it belongs.
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rest in pizza to sword's fallen pie.
here's some pro:
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they had it at the local one in jersey, no one ever ordered it, ever. it looked like cafeteria grade bullshit. It's discontinued now.
because it's important to be cultured..place is so good.
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time travel technology can't be built fast enough for that situation.Maybe one day they'll do limited time throwbacks.
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best overall band of the last 2 years or so. Their new album that just came out really isn't all that good, imo but their s/t LP from 2012 is them in their prime. wonderful stuff.
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layers of pepperoni? that's brilliant. Pepperoni are the nipples of the goddesses, fried and applied to pizza.
did you ever try the brooklyn style? I remember when pizza hut had "the new yorker" pizza. I was a big fan. It was more like a classic slice, cooked a bit more thouroughly on the top. very tasty. my whole family was bummed when that line was discontinued.
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little umbrellas. so convenient to take with you, but much easier to forget about and leave in the restaurant.
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riding a bike with no brakes is only fun for so longOh my god, totally. especially when you are riding a bike as a living. so many close calls. People were yelling at me to get my brakes fixed, but the only days was off off my shop is closed. that's in the past now.
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MASS, I hope you got the breadsticks too, with extra dipping sauce. I want pizza now, damnit.
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:lol:
its 141 pages.
basically his life story.
"Faggotry in Motion: the elliot rodgers story."
i read some of it, dude's fucked in the head. had more than most people, and was a dipshit in parts when he talked about how happy he was to make others feel shitty. It was really hard to read toward the end, sickening. But the part where he talked about how he was destined to win the lottery, and kept driving to AZ and spent almost $1000 on lottery tickets cause he was sure he would win. what a fucking choad. Everything he said was contradictory. I bet you satan is sodomizing him right now, finally getting the action he claims to have deserved.
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ugh, teddy boy greg. what a loser.
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that should count as one topping
yes!
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worst yogurt ever. hahahahah
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his epitaph might just say "died a virgin". either way, some guys gonna come chisel that in, sort of like that curb your enthusiasm episode.
dude was a piece of shit, should have just offed himself instead of taking innocent lives. mentally ill or not, is no excuse for being a spoiled little selfish bitch that thought he deserved everything handed to him. he gives off some serious gay vibes, too. armani guggi wearing can't skateboard pokemon loving TPWF. good riddance.
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even his face looks fake, all shiny and shit.
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when you poop, and there's no toilet paper.
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Actually was thinking about him the other day.David Hasslehoff?
What are you doing RIGHT NOW.
in Channel Zero
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conjugal bathroom visit.