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    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    good work everyone...

     

    i haven't been doing too great the past few weeks... i don't think that i've had a night off in the past two weeks, so i took a night off it on monday. had a shitey as fuck day at work the past two days, so i've allowed myself 3 beers.

     

    what i will say though is that my drinking has become a lot more responsible and sensible... even at weekends. i can actually remember nights oot now...

     

    i haven't gone back to drinking 4-10 a night, it's doon to 1-3 now...

     

    plus i've stopped dwelling in boozers for hours and hours at a time, goin' back to the gym and eating a lot more healthily tae.

     

    i hope everyone's well

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Dear terrestrial fitba'...

     

    fuckin' yaldy!

     

     

    dear every cunt and their doag...

     

    i fuckin' knew it was only a matter of time...

     

    for the record this is a parody account...

     

    that's my story and i'm sticking to it...

     

    also i only have sex with big booty weemin and the occasional sheep...

     

    thank you very much, and i'll see you all in aboot ten to fifteen years time...

     

    Rolf nae paedo Haggis...

     

    note the surname is Haggis...

     

    Rofl...

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    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    dear oontz...

     

    dewalt are fuckin' pish...

     

    i've bought a £200+ drill and a £500+ chop saw, and i will not buy any more of their products...

     

    the lithu-ion nano battery's lasting less than half of what it should after light use, and the chop saw cuts off the square...

     

    if you're buying tools, and you wanna use and keep them for life, then pay that wee bit extra and buy a hilti... you won't be disappointed...

     

    dear Symbols...

     

    how hard is it to stick to your diet when you're in these far flung exotic lands?

     

    can it be a nightmare sometimes?

     

    dear lass...

     

    whilst you are away i will be leaving the seat up, fartin' and smokin' (oot the windee though) all night long...

     

    Rolf haggis

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    not been reporting in here much, but i've been doing pretty well...

     

    still not sticking to my no more than 2 a day rule, but i think cutting right down to that levels gonna have to be a gradual process... i've stopped my early afternoon drinking, only goin' to the pub for a couple at night, and not coming home afterwards to drink a 6 pack i've had in the frigde...

     

    through the week has been pretty dry, there's even been times when i've had cans o beer in the frigde and not touched them for a couple o' days.... which is totally fuckin' unheard of for me...

     

    had a wee trip doon to london to see pals, and even then, i seriously watched my drinking. just had pints at night and maybe 2 or 3 when i got back to their hoose.

     

    i'll certainly do my best to keep it up... and if i don't i'll be back here for a good telling off...

     

    I hope everyone else is ok and staying strong.

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    Dear TDB...

     

    Nae cunt on here speaks aboot Scotland withoot informin me first, ken?

     

    Whit dae yi want to ken?

     

    Dear pal...

     

    I know you're just back fae spain an probably shattered but please come oot and keep me company at the northern soul night in my mum's old rough as fuck hood... Even if we end up scrappin like ald times it'll be a fuckin tin bath... 'Mon...

     

    Rolf Harris

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    dear rolf...

     

    you've done well over the past couple o' weeks...

     

    kept oot the pub an ah hin'...

     

    hopefully your habits have changed for good.

     

    noo all yi need is a new joab, or go back on the tools again... things are eventually lookin'...

     

    yaldy...

     

    Rolf

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    dear injury...

     

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF CARRRRRRAAAAHHHLLLLLINNNNNNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    for whom?

     

    US! US! US! US!

     

    rolf honkey as fuck harris

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    Dear oontz folks...

     

    Anyone know where chopsticks works in London?

     

    I'm doon here for a couple o days, was thinkin' aboot seeing if could get something done by him...

     

    Dear sun...

     

    you're just taking the absoloute cunt...

     

    Dear weemin'...

     

    Where do you all go when the sun isn't oot?

     

     

    Dear A Tribe Called Quest...

     

    That was as amazing as I had expected and more, if I never see another gig in my entire life, I'd die a happy man...

     

    Rolf Haggis

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    Rolf, don't fuck it up. I have heard people say your last sentence too many times. At the end of the night, they are fucked up. At the next morning, they fucked up their job.

     

     

    Stay straight or really cut yourself off to only a few so you do not fuck your situation up.

     

    I wasn't bad actually... had maybe two more than i said i would, purely because a squad o friends came in... and i was home for eleven, and up for work the next day. but i took on far far too much last week and thought that i'd manage no bother at all... which wasn't the case...

     

    i probably could have done better if i'm honest this weekend... but it wasn't anything like previous ones... i'm still making the effort to seriously cut down...

     

    i'll really make sure i don't have any mid-week this week, but i'm off to london next week to see some ald chums, i doubt it'll be a constant piss up, but it's my only holiday this year, and i'm gonna want to relax with a beer at some point...

     

    hope eveyone's well

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    i haven't been doing too well this week, not badly, just not as well as i'd like, but i've been workin' long days, and i've been trying to move into a new hoose with my girlfriend, and it's been nothing but stressful... all we've done is fight because i'm workin' all day and night, and i'm fuckin' knackered, and she's off doing nothing but seeing to the hoose... which she doesn't think is fair.

     

    to make things worse we've just had another massive fall oot the night...

     

    i've stuck to my doctors advice when i have been drinking and not having more than my two beers a night and also a few days off in between... but i'm so pissed off i've decided that i'm gonna go to the pub tonight and see my mate...

     

    I won't go daft. though... i'll take a twenty oot and hae aboot four at the most, i'm up early fir work tomorrow, and I can't be dealing with a hangover...

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    dear offshore work...

     

    if you're gonna happen, then please happen soon... i really can't be fucked otherwise...

     

    i don't even know if i want you as a career choice... it's only the good money that i'm chasing...

     

    Rolf

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Dear Decy...

     

    it's probably a blessing in disguise... we'd end up gettin' the fuckin' jail or something...

     

    chances are i'll be back doon for something else, got mates doon there, and after speaking to one on the phone the other week, i realised it'd been four years since i'd seen them, made me feel like a right fuckin' dildo... i'll need to make more of an effort to go back doon after this wee jaunt.

     

    Dear new hoose...

     

    i canna fuckin' wait... hopefully me and my wench get along fine once we live in you...

     

    Rolf Haggis

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    Shit man, i still pound whatever fluid i have in my hand. It's especially apparent when i'm having a conversation. It became kind of obvious why i'd end up so wasted at social gatherings. I'm not sure that ever goes away.

     

    The important part is to make sure it's not alcohol.

     

    i'm the exact same... i just down whatever cold liquid i have in my hand... i'm the same with food, i wolf everything down regardless of what it is... but because the n/a beers don't get me pissed, i tend to nurse them slightly longer...

     

    TDB- it's not too much of a scare, just alcohol levels in my blood were pretty high, i told my doctor why i started drinking at least ten tinnys every night, but now i'm in a much better place, eating well, exercising often and a lot happier, i've cut that down to about 4 a night, but it's still too much too often and i'm getting pretty sick of it to be honest. it's been the case for aboot 3 years or so now...

     

    i didn't do great last night, i had 4 pints in the pub instead of the two i said i would, but stopped at 11... normally by that point i'd have had well over 10 through the course of the day and would have carried on until i was fuckin' blootered then went home and drank more... i've had nothing today, and i'd normally be in the pub by now bevvying on until i'm either on the white telephone or the pub shuts...

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