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SheepOrDie

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  1. Sorry to disappoint you guys.

     

    The Umbrella Guy sucks. I don't know why all these kooks think he's so interesting. He dresses up in drag and S L O W L Y wanders downtown Santa Cruz every day. He's been doing so for the past eight years.

     

    You're bound to cross this dude's path if you're ever in downtown SC. He smells like shit and I heard he's a pedophile.

     

    He's considered a local celebrity.

    Is this town really that desperate for keeping the, "Weird-o Town, USA" reputation??

    JUST STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKS.

     

    Ha.

  2. My friend got us in trouble at a party last night cause he stole the fire extinguisher and did a quick piece on the back wall of the building with it.

    He asked me to go back over there and see if it's still up and maybe take a picture of it.

     

    I wonder if it would even still be there considering it was done with a fire extinguisher...?

     

     

    :D

     

    Fuck the stupid anti-graff BMXers in this town.

    Fuck being the only girl at a party.

    Fuck not trying to take off with the keg full of delicious ale.

    Hahahaha.

  3. Pregnant girls appeal to some of the most basic human instincts. No matter what other feelings have been attached to sex through thousands of years of celebration, repression, liberation, and exploitation, it all comes down to the natural instinct to want to procreate. There are forces well beyond the reach of reason and logic that make fertile people appealing and desirable to the opposite sex.

     

     

    Also, Bill Maher is 3 feet tall.

     

    Shit.

    I always love the rare occasion when a boy has something decent to say.

    <3

     

    Oh, and Bill Maher is a fuckin' BOSS.

    :cool:

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