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ZeroCool

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  1. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I cant really do pancakes.
  2. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Like a little before 8.
  3. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread E-love for Sheeeeerock. I'm just remembering you dancing with that dude that looked like hablamos and it put a smile on my face.
  4. Dear Ray Romano, I hope you choke to death on something so you can finally make me laugh. 0
  5. Dear Stanislaus County, Please entertain me. 0
  6. Dear Tits, Women need to start finding the right bra size to support you. They're either to loose or to tight and you need to be cradled properly for me to get a good view. 0
  7. Dear ribs, You are tasty.
  8. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Im at my friends house right now ...you trying to do something or are you still sick...
  9. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Just for this weekend
  10. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I feel bad for what I did the other night but that's a whole different story....
  11. Dear asshole that has to swerve through lanes on the freeway, Good job getting to where you have to go 45 seconds faster. It takes a real man to almost cause three accidents just because you had to be somewhere trivial. It's as if they were giving away free pussy and you were late. I'm pretty sure if you rear ended someone it wouldn't be your fault. I mean you can't blame yourself for being born with douche bag strained into your genetic code. Seriously I fucking hate people who drive like they're the only ones on the road. Earth to "Dumbfuck" stop being a complete waste of oxygen and be more careful. Signed 0- 60 degrees F
  12. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread You need to move to california
  13. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Thinking about taking a break with the mrs for a little while. Came to the conclusion after a night of heavy drinking. The only girl I actually like drives me fucking crazy so I decided to not contact each other for a couple of weeks. I don't see how married couples can last long without taking time away from each other.
  14. dear Rush, Clear your PMs 0
  15. Also Dear Ex's, You will never ever hear from me ever again unless I'm trying to arrange a meeting of my cock and your vag, mouth, ass, or any combination thereof. If I feel that I'm not going to get you to come over within the first two min of talking to you I'll cut my losses and tell you I have to go.
  16. ^^ I'm down with that rushinsky but here would be a good rebuttle. Dear thick broads, There's a fine line between thick and fat and eating them fucking snacks at night aint helping.
  17. Yo Sneakz, Screw building a fort and make a fortress of solitude. 0
  18. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread random photobucket pic Great movie. I hear they are trying to make an American version. I'm pretty sure it'll get fucked up in the production process.
  19. Dear girlfriends ass, That won't be the last time I ever try that again. Zero....
  20. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Thats the crazy part you're not even racist
  21. Dear Tyra Banks, Clone yourself. Teach your clone to be smart and have valid opinions on life. Then jump into a big container and blast yourself off to whichever she-bitch planet you came from. Fuck your show. If it wasnt for you having a smoking body no one would know you. Without the body you're as useful as tits on a man. So take my advice and do us all a favor. Signed, 0
  22. In response to EB Beer good. Sandwhich good. Life decent.
  23. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I've seen that happen to many people. Keep your chin up.
  24. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hmm.. The windy apple.
  25. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Scrubs season 4 down. Damn I'm good.
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