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    Another way to drink?

    in Channel Zero

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    So a co-worker of mine is a mother and she loves to go on rants every once in a while. Usually its nothing but hilarity. Well this rant she went on talking about what she saw in the new was kinda hilarious but kinda sad at the same time.

     

    Vodka tampons? Anal Beer Bongs? whata zey FUCK!! Kinda are getting highs through inserting tampons into their anus or vagina...or doing beer bongs vice versa. I can understand how the idea arose because of suppositories being affective but....really? I mean come on? DRINK DAMNIT!!

     

    I found a bunch of links about this but heres an easy Youtube link.

    Little pests!! anyone seen dis sheit?

    in Channel Zero

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    So a friend of ours bought this nice double lot in my area. It was a foreclosed home and just needs some slight work. Weve been working on it for a couple of weeks and have seen the usual pests that inhabit a home when vacant for a good minute. Although, around the house, shed, and back studio structure weve been seeing these lil red and black bugs. Literally if you pause and look at the ground, it moves. They are EVERYWHERE!!! Although they arent inside. I read into it and found out theyre Box Elder Bugs or Milkweed bugs. Examining them and the pictures Ive come to the conclusion that theyre box elder bugs.

     

    So theyre harmless...and they cant live inside homes...fine but they seriously coat the ground. There really is no way to exterminate them unless you use some wack crazy chemical. My brother and I will eventually be living on the property and hes worries about using strong chemicals with his daughter and dog around.

     

    Basically what Im getting at is has any of you had issues with these lil shits? Any home remedies that youve used? I was going to try a tobacco based insecticide that I know my mother has used once for pests and worked well.

     

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    Fantastic 4: The rise of the Silver Surfer.

    in Channel Zero

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    I dont remember Silver Surfer acting evil, although it has been a long time since the last time I even check with that shit, COME ON GREEN LANTERN MOVIE!! Cause green lantern is the most powerful of all. If the user has the will the power has the way, those who read the comics know this..thank you and I bid you a good night.

    FUCK DUDE COLORED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE RETARDED

    in Channel Zero

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    if done right any christmas light decoration can look good. I remember I was cruise with my ex looking at lights and my friends house was the first house we saw and they were unplugged. I got the fuck out and plugged them back in. His mom was the only home and she about had a heart attack cause she didnt know what the fuck was going on. Pretty funny.....at least the day after when I heard the whole story.

    Better than sex:

    in Channel Zero

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    2 packs of easy mac and a can of white albacore tuna fish during a drunken night. The rule is you have to be at least 3 beers in when you get that typical urge of hunger and could eat anything. Try it.......shits gooda.

    Just saw this billboard and I was like WTF?

    in Channel Zero

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    I dont really know but it caught me off gaurd. I think it was totally out of line, and really doesnt help the way this world is going. It was a Ford billboard that said; Dont support their economy, support ours. I dunno I was drunk and I think that was quoted right. but really what the fuck. If I worked for any foreign company I would definatly protest. But thats just how I feel.

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