Rude&InTheNude

Are you kidding me? Have you ever seen them fight? They'll grab a bitch by the hair with the left hand and sock the shit out of her face with the right. I've even seen one grab the back of a girl's head and smash her face right onto a locker. Oh, sweet high school memories...

Damn they're loud. They roll in packs everytime too. Never alone. Ever. Yeah, I know there's a cute guy in here, but do they have to laugh like hyenas to let their presence be known?

I live in California... what do you expect? Everyone knows Cali has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy and STD's (excluding New Jersey). Duh.

1? 2? Are these responses for real? I don't even know guys with numbers like that since they were 14. You guys must be sweet little 16 years olds. Mmmm 16 year olds.

All brunettes. No blondes. No redheads. No Azns (shocker!) There is so much for me to learn.

Eww, fuck the hipster look. Someone give those chicken legs something to eat! And throw in a shower while you're at it...

I want to pimp the dudes. Lesson #1: Assertive and persistant. Don't be afraid to show attraction. Spark that chemistry, son. Lesson #2: Follow lesson #1, or else you'll fall in the indefinite "friend zone" unless you're uber-hot, (but you're probably not). So follow lesson #1!

I want to hook up Hesh with a fine ass girl. I'm friends with the cutest Filipina and Latina girls... too bad most of them are taken. And the ones that are not, they're pimpin' and playin' dudes slicker than any man I've ever known. I couldn't believe it at first. Women seem to be good at this trait called "deception." But they're not really into white boys very much. One of my friends (a fine ass Mexican girl) said the last time she kissed a white boy, it was weird because "he had no lips" haha. I highly disagree, but still funny as fuck. I want to be audience member also, but we gotta have a questionare for the participants. edited: bad grammar and spelling.

That guy has a white man's legs with a black dude's dill.

I would, but I'm friends with your ex. Sure, I may have done many heartless things in my life, such as making men feel as big a peanut, but hurting a female friend's feelings is something I just won't do. Especially over a man. Ever. But I will never hesistate to hurt a man's feeling. Ever. Haha.

"You Oughta Be With Me" is the shit (Ghostface sampled it) and "Call Me" is one of my favorite songs ever. I sing it off the top of my lungs driving in my car all the time. Too bad they never have those songs in karaoke...

Novelty. Shiny, new, and exciting conquests. I'm hooked to that adrenaline rush, which is also why I'm a kleptomaniac.

Come to Southern California. There is no winter here (82 degrees today). Seriously.