I told a bummer from work bout the child gays and he said he thought it was fuckin disgusting that they were in the dunes subjecting people to it, and i asked him when he decided he was gay he went all mad and shit and said
'WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DECIDE IT WASNT EENY MEENY MINEY MO, OH LOOKS LIKE IM GONNA BE GAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IT WAS A FUCKIN DISCOVERY, I DISCOVERED THAT SHIT, ITS INSIDE FROM DAY ONE'
then gave me some homo woman look with his dyed black hair so i ran away