Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread
so im downtown, this female asked me to come through to this bar she was working at. its cool, nice bar, female is looking good, and hooks me and my boy up with drinks. we had already finished a handle of jim, were pretty toasted.
my boy has to break out because hes mega fucked up. whatever, its cool, i chilled at the bar and continued to mack tha hoe. well i didnt smash "slow down, we just met" ..
im walking out the bar at what i thought was 2 am, but na nigga its fucking daylight fucking savings time, and this pigfag is writing me a ticket since im in a no pahkin after 3 am spot. i run up and try to reason with the pigfag no luck, "its already writtin" .. he hands me the ticket and bounces on to the next car. only $30 im not trippn, but its mega wack in principle.