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    -FIFA-World-Cup-2006-

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    All games brodcast live online on BBC Radio 5 live.

    Also some games, and highlights of all, brodcast live on the BBC website.

     

    These are supposedly for UK resiedents only.

    But you can change you internet settings to solve that one.

    Theoretical law.

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    That whole 'humans only use 8% of their brain' thing is bullshit. You use it all. Maybe not to it's full capacity, but you're using the whole fucking thing.

     

    I think the real catch is being conscious of your capacity and not being able to exceed what you're naturally capable of no matter how aware of it you are. There are no mental Bruce Lees.

     

    So much for knowing your limits to break your limits.

     

     

     

    Rain Man?

     

     

    So, Leonardo Da vinci, 1 in how many billiion of people over a few centuries,

    bad record for the human race, but nature surprises & appears simpler momentaraly

    only to reason again.

     

    The brain is organic, organic shit grows.

    The Skateboard Thread

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    We, as in , gave skoot'n the back burner

    round 93 , cause it got technical,

    "Is that dude noill'n or just skati'n goof?"

     

    2 mucch, I think big fat gaps came back in for a while round '97.

     

    then it wuz next generation time, fair fuck 2 the new skool,

    but GET LOOSE

    Theoretical law.

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Q Mar "If you swap bodys with a friend and do his wife

    did she commit adultry?"

     

     

    Yeah, I did have those fantasiesss, when I was 7.

     

    But since it is so infuckingcomprehensible that we are living an

    unquestioned existance on a planet in an unknow universe with an inexplicable

    history its totaly acceptaple to ask such questions.

     

     

    Personaly I dont have any boring perversions like, bondage, role play etc...

     

     

    But I'd sure as fuck like to fuck off back in time (as me) (but in my younger body)

    and drill that fuck'n fat hoop of my mothers friend who babysat me when I

    was 11--12, fuck.n bitch needed it. But that was 1983.

    The Skateboard Thread

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    i'm officially that old weird guy who asks to try your board' date=' talks about the old days, then trys to bust an ollie impossible[/quote']

     

    Ditto.

     

    Also impossibles were the shit.

    But front foot impossibles were cool too, because they turned out to be easier than regular imp's, wrapp'n that shit around your ankle like it was go'n outa fashion. Which it did.

     

    Plus, watch'n these old vids from the 90-93 period, reminds me

    I havent become my dad, when remark;n on kids these days,

    but fuck a duck , we looked hipper than shit back then.

    Maybe its because we were genuinely chilled the fuck out.

     

    Oh and kids, nobody reallly liked Nirvana back then.

    New Cars

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    I read this a few months back, its a review of thr Jetta, by Jermey Clarkson, the

    'Top Gear ' TV presenter.

    If you fancy a euro brand, try an Audi S4, a Alfa 156, or a a Jap Lexus is200.

     

     

     

    It’s also why I’m fidgety and distracted today. Because I came to London yesterday in the Volkswagen Jetta, and tomorrow I must go home in it. Which will be like spending an hour in a coma.

     

    I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead.

     

     

     

    It’s black. And so are the buttons, and so are the dials, and so are the carpets and so are the seats. To give you some idea of how dull and featureless life is in there, put a cardboard box over your head. And leave it there for 10 years.

     

    Then there’s the engine. This is the 2 litre direct injection jobbie you find in various other VWs and Audis and it’s normally not bad. But like a bloke who could make a UFO encounter seem boring, the Jetta seems to suck all the life out of it.

     

    It’s the same story with the ride and handling. It’s really not bad at all. But it’s hard to spot this when you are stuck in that vegetative no man’s land with a face that’s so numb you don’t even know you’re dribbling.

     

    And now we arrive at the boot lid, which is supposed to boing up when you press a button on the key. But it can’t be bothered. It springs from the traps, rises about a foot and then just gives up.

     

    There’s a similar lack of enthusiasm from the satellite navigation system. Every request is met with a shoulder-sagging teenage harrumph. Perhaps this is because the car’s made in Mexico: so it just wants to sit under a tree all day dozing.

     

     

    Volkswagen itself was plainly bored to tears when trying to think of things to say about the car. So what you get in the press blurb is chapter and verse on the windscreen wipers, which apparently perform a number of tasks. Further investigation reveals these tasks to be 1) sitting still and 2) moving hither and thither clearing raindrops.

     

    What I’m most interested in is why on earth this car was made in the first place, because it’s actually a Golf with a boot. Or to put it another way, a Golf that’s a bit uglier, a bit heavier, a bit slower, a bit less practical, a bit less economical and a lot more boring to drive. To paraphrase Mark Twain, then, it’s a good Golf ruined.

     

    And yet the model I drove cost £18,500. And to that you must add another £1,200 for an automatic gearbox and £1,675 if you want leather upholstery instead of the Pleblon that comes as standard. I’d also go for the £13.99 “life hammer”, which is designed to be used to break the windows after an accident. But it could also be used by a passenger to hit you on the head when you start dribbling. Or as a tunnelling tool, like the rock hammer in The Shawshank Redemption.

     

    Because believe me, being trapped inside a Jetta is just like being trapped in a 1930s jail. You really would want to escape, whatever the cost.

     

    Anyway, my point is that the Jetta is a £21,000 car. So why not buy a bigger, better and (marginally) more interesting Passat instead?

     

    Or why not save a few bob and buy a vastly superior Golf GTI? Or why not buy 2.1m penny chews? What really pisses me off about the Jetta is that Volkswagen is a company that makes the Bentley Continental and the Lamborghini Gallardo. It has the flair and the panache to make the Bugatti Veyron, and we know it can make a Golf saloon interesting because they’ve proved it with various Seats and Skodas.

     

    But what they’ve come up with here is an automotive Belgium, Tim Henman with wheels. The inside of a ping pong ball. I therefore cannot recommend it to you in any way.

     

     

     

     

    Quote SpreadAIDS

    "yeah why would you want to waste all the money on gas?

    i would rather buy something affordable that gets good mileage and then do other USEFUL things with all that gas money."

     

    What, are you 70 fuck'n years old?

     

    As for the Yaris, jesus you have the rest of your life to be practical.

    Also its a womans car. But is ok to drive one if your a turd burgler.

    TITTIES!!!!!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    The iPod suf is a flash memory player. not a hard drive player like your iPod,

    you neEd to stick the iPod suf into the USB port on the said Mac,

    double click on the suf icon to see the contents ' the mp3s ' then

    select then all and delete them.

     

    Empty your trash. Now your Dads Suf player should be void of all mp3s/ tunes.

     

    Take it out stick it back in, the Mac that is, and now it should take to desired playlists.

    work rant

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    I selfemployed before I went all Columbine.

    I making around the same as I did when I left about 9 months ago.

    But I wake every day, chilled the fuck out, no office politics to stress about,

    man its not as daunting as you imagine it will be, but I'm my own motherfucker.

     

    Like I said, making around the same as I did when I left, but work is a constant,

    a bit more self discipline , and I'm free!

    "MOMMY, CAN I GO OUT AND KRUSH TONIGHT?"

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    I'm Euro p'n

    Lived in the americas & worked no doubt.

    San fran '97

     

    Muni insides , msk crew, & AAtom... is all.

     

     

    &this on me ways 2 work.'

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    fuck u lazy yankydodals.

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