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    "MOMMY, CAN I GO OUT AND KRUSH TONIGHT?"

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    My synopsis of it is, its like a play on a theme.

     

    Like that song from the Snoop Dog 1994 album..

    ....they are asking all the kindergarden kids/playskool children,

    "What would you like to be when you grow up?"

     

    Kid A " A fireman"

    Kid B " A astonaut"

    etc...

     

    Last kid sayas, "I wanna be a mother fuck'n gansta"

     

    If you were a teen when that song was about, you probably thought, COOL!

    Guess 12oz is play'n to a new generation.

    You Know You're A Drunk When.......

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    You call an ex-friend at 3am to ask what he meant by that remark last July.

     

    You once woke up with a new job.

     

    You’d never steal a fellow drunk’s drink, but you do occasionally “adopt orphans.”

     

    You have to go to court to find out what happened.

     

    You only drink socially, except when you’re alone.

     

    The arresting officer tells you that you have the right to remain silent and you waive that right so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.

     

    You have a lot of respect for that 80-year-old guy at the end of the bar, but you know from experience that he’s a dirty fighter.

     

    You got pissed off when you forgot whatever you were drinking to forget.

     

    Your friends often substitute “Good night” with “Hey, you can’t sleep here.”

     

    You’ve filed assault charges against a coffee table.

     

    You think of drinking beer as “sobering up,”

     

    Your bed looks a helluva lot like a park bench, and your bedroom looks a helluva lot like a park.

     

    You miss the old days when you were younger than the cop that finds you sleeping in a dumpster.

     

    To you "Last call!" sounds just like "Please don’t leave! We love you and you're charming wit!"

     

    You freak out when you wake up in your own bed.

     

     

    You play the same song 20 times in a row at top volume at three in the morning and are certain the neighbors don’t mind because, you know, it’s such a kick-ass song.

     

    You watch Behind the Music and think “That’s really not that much alcohol.”

     

    You shake the same person’s hand five times between last call and getting booted out.

     

    You never blackout. You just take a lot of “loud vertical naps.”

     

    You’ve apologized to people you don’t remember meeting for things you don’t remember doing in places you don’t remember going.

     

    Instead of “Good morning,” the first words out of your mouth are “Have you seen my trousers?”

     

    Lawn sprinklers are sometimes your alarm clock.

     

    You get into a loud, enraged argument, then realize you’re alone.

     

    You think that drunks are a lot like chess players, only drunk.

     

    You feel a tinge of pride when someone refers to you as a “shameless alcoholic.”

     

    You’ve discovered that teaching your dog to shoplift from liquor stores was not nearly as hard as teaching him to distinguish between Grey Goose and McCormick’s.

     

    You think a wrong number is an adequate excuse to go on a bender.

     

    You know a bottle of Jack under your bed is worth a million bottles in the liquor store after midnight.

     

    You know that liquor is especially tasty when it comes from the secret hiding place in your roommates's closet.

    i am a cop

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    When it comes to 'good cop' / 'bad cop' time during interrogation,

    do you flip a coin?

    Or is it just assumed that your bi courious partner plays good piggy?

    Custom CD Labels....

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Wait till you start paying out for those Epson refills, even third party refills are expensive.

    They do print real nice, even though the Epson CD labeling software is kinda mickey mouse shit.

    Go with lightscribe, it'll never cost on ink + black on jewel tones is so 'IN' don't ya wonk.

    The Creepy Older Guy

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Sorry Kabar, but I just skiped upn' over your post.

    I know your the educated(witha doouble E) don't skip d'double D.

     

    GRAND SKEMES?

     

    25, est, blown to gods particals...in Iraq, today.

     

     

    Pro-oritise.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    {witha doouble E)

    The Creepy Older Guy

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Boxcars......dude' date=' you've had some funky attitude with me ever since I moved back from the valley.[/quote']

     

     

     

    u didnt yust use the the word funky? Lens

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I'mnot a hipeded hopsters, but thats ........

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