GEEB
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Lol, to that comment on the fat chicks. there's this new hire at my work, she actually a cute fat chick. and when ever i talk to her, just some casual shit. she has this excited fuck face like she's SOOOO ready for me to blow load all over her grill. she also starts to breath a little faster when i speak to her. CALI would like her.
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The problem really is when you answer yourself.
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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!
The class is free, my co-worker knows someone at the gym who hooks her up with free membership. the coworker is pretty smash-able though. I think i might go with what some fo you said, and to just check out the class for one night to see if its crackin or not... i will report back.
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Not quite, but I was approached today by a female co-worker, who happened to notice my awesome god given physique and asked me if i wanted to join her in taking these striptease classes at the local gym, home girl's name will remain anonymous but me and the guys would always joke with her about she becoming a stripper, and then BOOM! what do you know. at first i was like no way. but now that i think about it, im interested in seeing what kind of chicks i could meet in such a class, my odds of striking the pussy jackpot would be great especially if i was one of the only dudes there.on the other hand theres a really high chance id be takeing the class along with really faggy dudes who REALLY do want to become male strippers. should i take these classes with her?
Oh yeah. no homo.
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thats the hottest amputee chick ive ever seen.
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HAHAHA this niggas myspace profile mood is set to nervous.:lol: he should change it to 'fucked' though.
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i suppose the diffrence is when scensters know how to use the black and white mode on thier cameras, where as pokemonas are to stupid and syphilis brain riddled to figure out the black and white mode.
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one of my coworkers stole my '5' chewing gum, next day i saw that shit sitting in her purse and i stolded it back.
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that snorlax ass bitch at the top is definetly a trash.
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Had to do it.
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A couple times though id be introduced by mutual friends to females and on more then one account as im moving in for the hand shake home girl straight opens up and gives me a hug. it feels nice, but still, you owe me a handshake.
i also had one dude say "whats up baby." as i was shaking his hand i looked him in the eye and i could tell that that shit slipped out. needless to say i never spoke to dude again, because that was on my top 10 list of gayest shit ever said to me ever.
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That was hella bazaar.
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I did the same thing...Then I asked my wife about it and apparently women find a weak ass handshake to be a turn off...So now I grip that shit. :lol:
fucking wannabe pretty boys are usually the ones who give chicks those weak ass petty handshakes where they shake the girls hand by her palm or her fingers. when i shake a girls hand i let her know "yo this handshake is as firm as my penis yo, firm but pleasant."
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yo seven of nine. smash.
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props^
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i cant believe nobody caught this....
is this a real fish? and what the hell is it exactly?
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where can i buy the next ticket to this possible whore-town with the hormone water?
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very fun car.
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over the years my sense of style has changed, and ive noticed now, that the way i currently dress, i attract women of diffrent flavors as opposed to only attracting girls who have a specific preference in the type of men she looks for. I get all kinds of pussy now, prep puss,punk puss, hip hop puss. puss puss. its to your advantage to not dress like punk ass jacka. the payoff is gewd.
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suki you mean your parents didnt force you to become a prodigy at some kind of classical stringed instrument?
hehehehe...:rolleyes:
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Re: Erotic Falconry
"It is only natural that the relationship between human and avian mirror that of canine and ottoman" Ralph Waldo EmersonBAHAHAHA! "FOREEYLZ?"
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if the pussy's tight, it must be right. or asian.
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Men found to be "oblivious" to subtle flirting done by women
in Channel Zero
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maybe. I ought to take that test.