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CMF

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  1. Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: heyooooo

    Stranger: Heyoooooooooooooo

    Stranger: vat iz abbbbbb!!

    Stranger: lets paaaaaaaty

    Stranger: Im kidding

    Stranger: lol

    You: you arent funny

    Stranger: I know

    Stranger: niether are u

    Stranger: fatass

    You: i beg to differ

    Stranger: yeah I've noticed ur shining sense of humour

    Stranger: I bet ur fat and ugly

    You: isnt it your bed time?

    Stranger: looking for cyber

    Stranger: naa

    Stranger: actually its morning here

    Stranger: although u have just burned me!:D

    You: ill cyber

    Stranger: amazing

    Stranger: Im gonna fart in your face

    You: im sticking my cock in your throat right now

    Stranger: then leave

    Stranger: well that isn't possible

    Stranger: since Iam farting in your face

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: smell it! and taste it bitch

    Stranger: oops

    Stranger: shit is dripping on your face

    Stranger: sorry bout

    Stranger: that

    Stranger: accidents happen

    Stranger: Byyyyyyye

    You: are you done yet?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  2. Stranger: hey sucker

    You: yo faggot

    Stranger: http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

    You: im not clicking that

    Stranger: okok

    Stranger: it's funny

    You: im sure it is

    You: is it a video of your mom getting banged by a horse?

    You: im sure it is

    Stranger: you stinker?

    You: you bore me

    Stranger: shove the video up ur fucking asshole alright?

    You: oooh that was brutal

    You: hammer dont hurt em

    Stranger: try this site u'll be shocked

    You: aight

    You: ....

    Stranger: how'd u like

    You: huh?

    You: you bore me

    You have disconnected.

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