[Movies so bad it angers you they exist.]

 

yea...

[I Bought A Fixie (: Nh.]

I can't believe you have a brake on your transportation.

 

How unhip...

 

yes yes, i do believe you shall be outcast form the fixie society. *pinky out

[What are you doing RIGHT NOW.]

tripping on shrooms, alone, and surfing the oontz.

[I Bought A Fixie (: Nh.]

I did it once when I was 16, but it wasn't to get home. It was actually to get back to a chill spot where I had left my phone. That was the last time I rode a bike, cuz I'm a grown man and it's embaressing

 

its not like its a tricycle big wheel.

[I Bought A Fixie (: Nh.]

i got a beach cruiser. people who ride fixies think they are cool just because they ride fixies. kind of like when you pay 20 bucks more for a sony product just because its sony.

[my life has been flipped up side down.]

edit*

[my life has been flipped up side down.]

can't be that bad, least she doesn't smoke rocks!

[Hahahahaha]

 

i used to know a guy with a bike like this. i rode it once. i felt kind of gay.

[I'M ITCHING ALL THE DAMN TIME]

when i was about 13 i have scabies and lice at the same time. i was a dirty little kid. but yea, scabies suck.

[So... my roommate just called. He's got the swine flu]

i was sick on halloween. man up, fool.

[So... my roommate just called. He's got the swine flu]

Man up? I don't have the flu yet... but when i do I'll send pics of me mowing my lawn, running 8 miles, and really manning up for ya.

 

that's the spirit!

[I'M ITCHING ALL THE DAMN TIME]

I I I I BE ITCHIN ALL NIGHT MAN I BE ITCHIN ALL DAY

[Stress Reducing Combos]

music and porn

[So... my roommate just called. He's got the swine flu]

WEAK ASS NIGGA ITS JUST THE FLU

 

f'real. second day i had the flu i was out mowing the yard. man up.

[What are you doing RIGHT NOW.]

sitting in class doing absolutely nothing.

edit* my professor just walked by and saw me typing that.

[So... my roommate just called. He's got the swine flu]

i have only got the flu once besides last week. i think it was the swine type.

[The Beer Thread]

sam adams home brew long shot or whatever you want to call it. it's a good 6 pack mixer type deal. 2 traditional bocks, 2 double IPAs, and 2 cranberry wit beers. had that on halloween.

[so... how bout them]

yea, it is kind of a bullshit system. we lost our spot in the championship game by .0128 points last year or some shit.

[so... how bout them]

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!

[so... how bout them]

NFL is not all that great.

[so... how bout them]

say word, son.

[so... how bout them]

longhorns.

i do believe they are right behind florida in the BCS now. only a matter of time before they beat them and take the championship.

[Stress Reducing Combos]

is that a stract of dip?

and if so why would it go good with hot cheetos?

[Are you dressing up for halloween]

im going in just my boxers, we are having a party at my house.

[Done with the ex one, Onto the next one]

exactly. she was paranoid like a mother fucker about you. she would get all pussy hurt when i talked to you on myspace and was always asking if you were over there at your mom's.