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Originally posted by azert
Did Buck Fush just call himself a shithead? I'm confused.
ya i did i was pretty drunk when i wrote the original comment and didnt remember it until i saw it. instead of deleting/editing i felt the world sould see my shit headedness....meh...
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Originally posted by BUCK FUSH
just had lots of drunken sex with said girl (also see bunting/ex boyfriend wants to kill me story) thats helping me break in my dorm room. in addition i bought an economy pack of condoms from a sweet little old lady today. completely forgot about them when i went to the register. she was talking to me about college and how she wish she went to college until she saw 36 spermicidal lubricated trojans. she just said "back to school shopping" and became completely silent....meh... note to self: now down to 33.
shithead...i guess ill leave it
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just had lots of drunken sex with said girl (also see bunting/ex boyfriend wants to kill me story) thats helping me break in my dorm room. in addition i bought an economy pack of condoms from a sweet little old lady today. completely forgot about them when i went to the register. she was talking to me about college and how she wish she went to college until she saw 36 spermicidal lubricated trojans. she just said "back to school shopping" and became completely silent....meh... note to self: now down to 33.
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back from vacation. what did i miss?
im moving into my dorm on sunday. any advice? im going in with the prison mantality. im beating the shit out of my room mate on the first night just so he knows not to step to me. im also bringing a lady friend over which is going to be kind of wierd seeing as our first conversation after he regains consciosness will go something like this.
"hi im bob"
"hello im...."
"thats great, but i got a lady coming over. please escort yourself out for about an hour."
meh....any advice?
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Originally posted by iquit
little too messy.
eating a slice of pizza from lenny's on 5th ave in bklyn while you get your dick sucked? that's what i'm talkin about.
money.
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blow jobs come and go, but cheese is always there for me. perhaps its because im a fat kid at heart, but id foresake blowjobs for pizza, pasta, nachos, etc.
besides theres such thing as a bad blowjob and no such thing as bad pizza.
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i just got a laptop for school. dont know much about them, so im hoping i picked a winner.meh...
would you rather give up cheese or oral sex for the rest of your life?
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Originally posted by gatita
^^^ whoa. You have to know some yoga to even sit in the back of that Cabrio.:confused:
i know right. im 6'1 and i cant even touch my toes. i still have now idea how my drunken ass managed to pull that one off. all i know is my knee is still screwed 2 days after. meh....price you pay i guess.
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havent posted in a bit, still on vacation with the fam. hmmmm o ya some 22 year old druggy wants to kill me for stealing his girl (see bunting story). i had sex in the back of a vw cabrio (not mine of course) and fucked up my knee right proper. shes supposed to help me break in my dorm bed on sunday. hope all is well with you crazy wippers nappers.
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i know that i can, however shes leaving for a school a few hours away on saturday. its simpley a matter of logistics. plus im good friends with her little brother, plus she has a crazy cokehead boyfriend who dispises me.
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holy shit. buck came within seconds of being caught banging a hot ass 21 year old (buck is 18:king: ) on a bunting.
for those not in the know:
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anyway we had to use the bunting because we werent going to go at it on the floor like animals. we thought we heard somthing so i jumped up and threw my shit on and within seconds i heard my boss calling for us. she was mortified and im sure that he was suspicious, but in a ll honesty i dont think he would make a huge deal about it. today we laughed out asses off because shes got the impressions of the little metal rings thta you use to attach a bunting bruised into her back.
beyond that , were both leaving for school soon, thus the chances of a repeat are slim. o well, im too lazy to write out all the details.
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depressed
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
bye nana.
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Whats the hardest part about rollerblading?
telling your father that your gay. zing!!!
no offense necs. i heard this one whilst very drunken and thought i should share.
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have you ever wanted to fly? have you ever wondered wether if given the ability to fly, one might wish they could walk if they had to travel a small distance (i.e. from couch to fridge.) ? if one could only fly wouldnt it be a pain in the ass to travel such small distances.
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fight the good fight brotha:cool:
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thumbs up for beer pong with rum and coke. thumbs down for hangovers and work.
yours truely,
mr. marvelous
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crappy print. out of focus.
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Re: Re: one more time for good measure
Originally posted by JokerWhat?
Look, I would never tell you to fuck off... even politely. Maybe if I knew you and you were really bugging the shit out of me... even then, it's still a maybe.
Check your mail...
i meant no offense, just trying to get you attention. hit me up ltlwing316@aol.com
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sex at work.:cool:
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once again i felt death's cold grip whilst running.
ps my fuck buddy cockblocked me on friday night and then her drunken beligerant ass hooked up with someone last night. im seriously about to merk a bitch.
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one more time for good measure
joker
you gave me the wrong email address and the mail i sent came back unsendable. im beginning to think it was a polite "fuck off," if so just tell me.
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you raaaaaaaaaaang???
(insert picture of fat kid from little giants)
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ciste and joker
how bout posting some new stuff? old stuff?? anything will do.
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i ran a mile today in 7:15. not bad, but back in the day i ran a quarter marathon without training. im starting the running/lifting/diet/noblunts routine, because after that mile i felt deaths cold grip. methinks im going to give south beach a shot. any suggestions? anyone know how to train for a 2.5 mile timed run in a month?
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FUCKING BU SUCKS ASS. SPENT MY FIRST NIGHT AT BU AT UCONN, WHICH FUCKING ROCKED. STILL DONT HAVE A COMPUTER. FUCK.