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fatbastard

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  1. The librarian had her jacket off before, but now shes put it back on again, her arms are kinda chubby.
  2. fatbastard

    throwups

    I'm really feeling that raw american style.
  3. Alure, maybe just threatening to do that in a letter/email/phone call will make him come correct, that way there will be a chance that he really pulls together. this will be a lot more beneficial for your son.
  4. thanks for the heads up, thing is i have aquired quite a taste for them..maybe in future i should give them a fake name and fake details to stop problems like the ones you mentioned above. or do you think thats a bad idea? fatbastard/21 and vulnerable
  5. cool, 1- how old were they? 2- did they like keep calling you up and asking you to do stuff? how did they incinuate they wanted long term? 3- was this in canada?
  6. ok now you've got me intrested, feel like talking about the headaches and costs associated with older women that you mentioned?
  7. Act like an overconfident asshole and you should fullfill all your desires. Plus if you play your cards right they will buy you stuff. ;)
  8. what a coincidence! i hooked up with a 45 year old on saturday night during my friends 21st. freaky.
  9. how do women respond when you tell them you write a profanity?
  10. Fantom, Your package arrived in the mail today! WOOOHOOO!
  11. you left and returned pretty quick, just the streakers or what? see anything cool roll in? *edit Page 370
  12. I'm planning on doing the same things, after years in one small city it kind of does your head in ya know?....io visited chicago 2 years ago and i loved it, the cold weather was breath taking, the culture, people atmosphere not at all what im used to here in Western Australia... if i can get the school to pay some expences, and organise a decent exchange program and be credited for all the classes i take, well then i'm on the plane in april.
  13. would you be able to make all standard hooded caps? eg- orange dots, pink dots, grey black and blue dots? And, is there any way to run a sample bag of some sort, just to see if they work? how long would this take to get started?
  14. ^ -yeah, find out what her favourite gummi bear colour is and extract them all from the bag and give them to her. -Push her on the swing -make her cards with messages like "i choo choo choose you" (with a picture of a train on it) [/simpsons]
  15. ^ you know,cause tease worked in the airconditioning business... he was making a joke if you want to you can quote him and insert the following 1- LOL 2- hahahhaha 3-LMAO 4-:)/:lol:
  16. IQUIT!!! dude, i just got so excited! man, you could make BULK money in australia, because 1- all the female cans are changing to male cans in australia (its either cheaper to produce or an anti graffiti thing) 2- male cans are ALOT cheaper if you need a partner man, gimme a yell....because there is a serious market here.
  17. ^ yeah man, its a little cheesy, kinda like a 1980's thing to do..the smile back is more modern. on the other hand, cheesy is cool though, one day im going to wolf whistle at a girl, and ask her if she wants to go rollerskating with me.
  18. Thats utter bullshit!, so everytime turdl paints a character now his going to be further promoting this guys merchandise? it would be so frustrating because nothing could really be done about it, unless he starts some how painting anti merchandise characters. good god i hope this guy gets whats coming to him.
  19. can i sleep on your couch, eat all your food and consume your general resources?
  20. When i was in elementary school we were running laps in P.E, i couldnt even run half the first lap and i passed out puffing and sweating.. the teacher then said "you fucking peice of worthless crap, go kill yourself you fat bastard!" then it stuck. He felt bad afterwards and he said "look at it this way at least you will never need breast implants" ^ok, that never happened i dont have a nickname.
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