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  1. Originally posted by gigan@Mar 29 2006, 01:38 AM

    i'm 'in love' with mariska hargitay from law&order svu. not her best picture but whatever.

     

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    mmm she is a hottie, especially when she elbows that child pornographer in the face. delicous(s?)

  2. So today i was driving on my way to my friends house thats like 40 minutes away. Before i was driving I was at my moms house and ate a huge meal and was stuffed as hell. So i get on the 2 freeway and right when i get to the on ramp, this huge pain just comes out of nowhere from my stomach and i needed to take a shit sooo bad.

     

    Like i was clamping my ass together so i wouldnt have to take a shit. It was the worst pain ever for like 2 minutes. But well after 2 minutes i didnt feel it anymore, so i was like...better stop by home and take a shit.

     

    Well by the time i got to my exit for home I already felt better and thought i could make it to my friends house......I was so wrong. The pain came up again! So I took the quickest exit off but...THERE WAS NO PLACE TO TAKE A SHIT. NO GAS STATIONS, NO RESTAURAUNTS, NO NOTHING. So i was like...SHIT what the fuck do i do!! So i pull over in a residential, took a sweater out of my trunk and shit in the alley.

     

    The shit wasnt really shit, it was like...well remember the tricerotops diarhia in jurrasic park? Think like that...All nice and piled. So I wipe with my sweater and hurry the hell out of there before anyone saw.

     

     

    worst pain ever.....omg

  3. Originally posted by KING OF HELL@Mar 25 2006, 01:31 PM

    yeah spiderman got the black costume during secret wars. its actually an alien. lives sybioticaly with the host like a parasite. when peter parker didnt want it anymore, he finally got rid of it, and it slid away hating him, until it found Eddie Brock, a rival photographer, working for the bugle (who gets namechecked in the first spiderman), and it bonded with Brock based on mutual hatred and jealousy for Peter parker. they exist only to slay him. i bet that dude who was supposed to marry mary jane in the second movie, the astronaut, who is j. jonah jameson's son, goes into space then brings back the alien unknowingly, and peter parker, obviusly working for jameson(the dad) has to shoot his pics for an article and thats going to be where he gets it.

     

    PREDICTIONS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    didnt that happen in the comic?

  4. So I watched this yesterday, and im probably the only one from 12oz to do so. But just to inform you, it gets a 5 out of 10 for being scary, a 2 on gore, but i swear that movie was fucking hilarious!!.

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